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[thisisherson]

[When Kurt appears on the network, he's still kind of startled from when he woke up and realized he was somehow still in one piece, and back in his bedroom. He...wasn't in the best mental state during the event, but he's pretty sure he didn't survive that one

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[itsahotone]

Don't you have six hundred scarves?

[thisisherson]

It's closer to five hundred. All of them are completely unique and essential to my overall wardrobe, and there's one missing.

[Kurt Hummel is the definition of first world problems.]

[itsahotone]

Poor baby. How can I help?

Oh wait, I don't really care that much.

[Sweeeetest of smiles!]

[thisisherson]

Then why are you here?

[Eyeroll.]

[itsahotone]

You're just that interesting, Kurtsie.

[thisisherson]

That's an awful nickname.

[itsahotone]

[le shrug.] It's mainly for your mirror. I was just too lazy to think up something new.

[thisisherson]

Okay, that just made it even more insulting. I don't want to be associated with him any more than I absolutely have to be.

[itsahotone]

Fine, whatever, Dorothy. I'll stick to girl names for you; happy now?

[thisisherson]

It's a slight improvement, but still not ideal.

[Still, he says it in a way that suggests he knows it's the best he's getting.]

[itsahotone]

Really? You'd rather have girl names?

[Snicker snicker.] Okay, Tiffany.

[thisisherson]

[Glare.]

It's a terrible price to pay so that I'm never associated with that white trash version of myself, I know.

[itsahotone]

Believe me, I much prefer you to him, Cindy.

[thisisherson]

[And he forces himself to ignore the girl names. ...It's really, really difficult though.]

I think most people would.

[itsahotone]

[It was his own decision!]

Ooo, thinking highly of yourself now.

[thisisherson]

Always.

[SO SMUG.]

Honestly though, it's mostly just not thinking very highly of my Mirror at all.