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Feb 12, 2011 11:00

[It's been a really long time since Kurt was willingly shirtless in public - not since he discovered how fashionable cover-ups are pool-side, at the very least. And with all of the slushie facials he's received, it hasn't been quite as long since he was in public with completely ruined hair, but that doesn't mean he's happy about the way his hair ( Read more... )

his hair!, this is the opposite of courage, lithuania, action or video or whatever, mercedes, finn, dean, mermaid event, really cold or really annoyed, don't look at me, ryoko, santana, he would rather be where the people are, shirtless, event, mortified, hot mess, coach beiste

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ACTION >:D itsahotone February 12 2011, 23:24:20 UTC

[Remember how Santana ever so kindly set Kurt free with no nagging or anything? Yeah, that's because she's out to track him down. It takes longer than she hoped, and she almost gave up a couple times because boring, but then ~A CLUE~ would pop up and motivate her to keep going.

And now it's paid off. Because OH LOOK, there he is, looking shifty and merman-y. And there she is, making a sudden appearance right in front of him.]

Hi!

ACTION D8!! thisisherson February 12 2011, 23:34:11 UTC

[AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He DEFINITELY jumps. THERE'S NO WHERE TO HIDE. OH GOD. He'll just cross his arms tighter and try not to be bothered by his hair. (It's not working).]

...........Where the hell did you just come from?

ACTION itsahotone February 12 2011, 23:49:46 UTC

Around.

[She circles him like a lion with its prey.] Awww, you're a mermaid!

ACTION thisisherson February 12 2011, 23:59:35 UTC

[DON'T YOU AWWW HIM. He tries to turn so she never winds up out of eyesight, but this is difficult when he refuses to use his arms. They're busy being crossed in front of him.]

Technically a merman, but...yes.

[This is super awkward and he does not look nearly as happy as she does.]

ACTION itsahotone February 13 2011, 00:08:01 UTC

What's with the... [She mimics his ridiculous, somewhat clumsy movements. We're sure it's a very complimentary performance.]

ACTION thisisherson February 13 2011, 00:14:42 UTC

[Yeah, but can you mimic his face going red?]

Nothing! I just...don't like this event, that's all.

[Okay, no, his hair is bothering him too much. He frees one of his hands and tries to smooth it down. Obviously, this doesn't help at all.]

ACTION itsahotone February 13 2011, 00:41:14 UTC

What, you preferred the one where you turned into a doll?

[Staaaaring at his hair now.]

ACTION thisisherson February 13 2011, 00:50:50 UTC

I never said that. I can't hate both of them?

[Hey, stop that! He's staring at you staring at his hair now. Augh, why can't it just stay put?!]

ACTION itsahotone February 13 2011, 00:58:24 UTC

Sure, but this one seems like a weird one to hate so much. Buuuut I guess since you're so anal about your hair...

[Please be impressed that she did not snicker over using the word anal about him.]

ACTION thisisherson February 13 2011, 18:52:53 UTC

[Of course. She deserves a gold star, really. She deserves a star for not laughing him period though, since he looks a little ridiculous trying to cover his hair and keep his other arm in front of him.]

I just want my legs back. ...And my clothes. ...And my hair products.

ACTION itsahotone February 13 2011, 21:28:17 UTC

Ooooh, that's right. You're like, allergic to being naked. [And now she is scrutinizing your shirtlessness, Kurt. Good thing you called attention to it, right?]

ACTION thisisherson February 15 2011, 05:58:00 UTC

That's ridiculous.

[STOP LOOKING AT HIM. Here, he'll try and swim around her to escape her scrutiny!]

I would just rather have my clothes back, that's all.

ACTION itsahotone February 15 2011, 06:38:00 UTC

[Spoiler alert: that doesn't work.]

Yeah, but that doesn't explain why you're acting like guy-nipples are x-rated.

ACTION thisisherson February 18 2011, 04:21:39 UTC

[He chokes on his words for a second, like he's trying to talk but nothing is coming out. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN, SANTANA?]

...I. They're not, it's just-

[He sort of doesn't have an answer that won't incriminate him.]

...I'm pretty sure "I would rather have my clothes back" covered it, actually.

ACTION itsahotone February 18 2011, 04:42:34 UTC

Whatever. Everyone's so uptight around here.

[BRACE YOURSELF, KURT. HERE IT COMES.]

Besides, you don't look that bad.

ACTION thisisherson February 21 2011, 05:56:02 UTC

[Wait. He couldn't have possibly heard that right. Because that would mean Santana just complimented him.]

...What? Really?

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