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[Kurt isn't in his room when he comes onto the screen. Instead, he is in the music room, where he's held Wonderland's glee club meetings. He's over by the piano at first, leaning against it, trying his best to look like he's not feeling anything at all. Then, just in case you weren't paying attention, he lays his hand on the lower keys, letting several loud, deep notes ring out and echo in the room. ATTENTION NETWORK, KURT HUMMEL HAS A GLEE CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.] Sorry. My hand slipped. [No, it didn't.]
Between regular events and the general chaos of the holiday season, we haven't held a meeting of Wonderland's glee club for an embarrassingly long time. However, there seems to be some sort of reprieve at the moment, given that we were subjected to the Wonderland's hilarious version of "Christmas magic" for almost two weeks, so now is as excellent a time as any.
To any more recent arrivals - a glee club is a show choir, and we're always open to new members, especially those of you who happened to be in glee clubs back home. [Hi Finn. Hi Brittany.] For those who are unfamiliar, oftentimes we will have a theme for the week, and this week is no exception.
[He pushes himself off of the piano and crosses over to the whiteboard he's brought into the room, and starts to draw something on it.] Glee club, at its heart, is about expressing things you can't find the words to say. And we've all had a tough time in Wonderland in the past year, whether we were tortured by events, or separated from loved ones, or seduced by a handsome older man only to find out that not only does he not swing in your direction, but he apparently doesn't understand basic social conduct, such as not flirting with someone you aren't attracted to. [Kurt gave up on his drawing mid-way through that little rant and just sort of scribbled it out angrily instead because FREAKING DEAN. It was going to be a heart, to represent emotions, but now it's just a very angry bunch of tangled lines.]
So, your assignment for this week is to find a song that properly expresses any toxic emotions you might have left over from the previous year, and let them all out in a cathartic performance. With any luck, it will be highly therapeutic and leave you emotionally cleansed for the new year.
[And before clicking off the post, he smiles a very stepford smile, which totally isn't aimed at anyone in particular. Really. Not at all. Nope. Especially not Dean. Freaking Dean.]
Between regular events and the general chaos of the holiday season, we haven't held a meeting of Wonderland's glee club for an embarrassingly long time. However, there seems to be some sort of reprieve at the moment, given that we were subjected to the Wonderland's hilarious version of "Christmas magic" for almost two weeks, so now is as excellent a time as any.
To any more recent arrivals - a glee club is a show choir, and we're always open to new members, especially those of you who happened to be in glee clubs back home. [Hi Finn. Hi Brittany.] For those who are unfamiliar, oftentimes we will have a theme for the week, and this week is no exception.
[He pushes himself off of the piano and crosses over to the whiteboard he's brought into the room, and starts to draw something on it.] Glee club, at its heart, is about expressing things you can't find the words to say. And we've all had a tough time in Wonderland in the past year, whether we were tortured by events, or separated from loved ones, or seduced by a handsome older man only to find out that not only does he not swing in your direction, but he apparently doesn't understand basic social conduct, such as not flirting with someone you aren't attracted to. [Kurt gave up on his drawing mid-way through that little rant and just sort of scribbled it out angrily instead because FREAKING DEAN. It was going to be a heart, to represent emotions, but now it's just a very angry bunch of tangled lines.]
So, your assignment for this week is to find a song that properly expresses any toxic emotions you might have left over from the previous year, and let them all out in a cathartic performance. With any luck, it will be highly therapeutic and leave you emotionally cleansed for the new year.
[And before clicking off the post, he smiles a very stepford smile, which totally isn't aimed at anyone in particular. Really. Not at all. Nope. Especially not Dean. Freaking Dean.]