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Dec 13, 2010 00:01

[If you were expecting a whiny teenager on the network giving an exasperated sigh over how the mansion took far too long with its decorating when it obviously could have just been done in about ten seconds as usual, well. You'll be very surprised. Instead, the camera has turned on by itself, and it's angled down...much farther than usual ( Read more... )

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Actiony Action! timisnotme December 13 2010, 10:18:58 UTC

*Tim has left his room. SHOCK AWE. He's still wearing his white mental hospital patient scrubs but he looks slightly more jovial now that he has a tall glass of eggnog. He looks down at the sparkle encrusted Kurt. Too bad they haven't met before and he has no idea this is a miniature copy of the guy who wants to burn down his wardrobe. He smirks a bit when Kurt falls over.*

You okay?

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 13 2010, 17:49:23 UTC

[Oh no! Someone saw him fall down! Did he look not-okay? Kurt adjusts his boa before answering.]

Uh-huh. [And then in his most grown-up voice-] I'm fine.

Actiony Action! timisnotme December 13 2010, 20:55:06 UTC

Suuuure you are.

You're wearing tinsel.

*Smooth Tim. Like he can give fashion advice. Even to six year olds.*

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 01:36:33 UTC

So? You're wearing hospital clothes. They're probably germy and gross, and they look awful.

[SO DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIS BOA. ;_;]

Actiony Action! timisnotme December 14 2010, 01:39:08 UTC

They are not! They were just cleaned. And you don't get an opinion on what I wear. You're six.

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 01:48:15 UTC

And you're tacky. [And he hates you.] Adults are supposed to know how to dress nice. This isn't a hospital, it's a big house. A...um. Oh! A château. It's a château so you can't wear that.

[He can barely say it, but whatever. He knows a big French word and you probably don't so there.]

Re: Actiony Action! timisnotme December 14 2010, 01:57:26 UTC

Uh-huh. It's a mansion. Château's are like ski lodges.

*Tim smirks. Because he's a jerk sometimes.*

Wanna know a secret? About why I dress like this? *Conspiratorial whisper!*It's because I'm crazy. And sometimes I kill people who I don't like.

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 02:08:52 UTC

Nuh-uh! They're really big Frenc-

[Wait. What.]

...You're crazy? And you kil...ki- [It sort of squeaks out of him, like he's a mouse. He doesn't have a good grasp of what being a crazy person entails, but oh my god he might kill people. Kurt definitely backs away from him a few feet. He's refusing to cry, but that's not working so well his eyes are wide and Tim definitely spooked him.]

Actiony Action! timisnotme December 14 2010, 02:23:38 UTC

*Tim has no remorse!*

Oh don't do that. Here. Knock yourself out kid.

*He hands the glass of HIGHLY ALCOHOLIC eggnog to a six year old. Because he's a responsible adult like that.*

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 02:36:46 UTC

[Yeeeeah, he's not touching that now.]

Is it poison? [He makes THE MOST SERIOUS FACE EVER at him. You'd better not lie to him, Tim!]

Re: Actiony Action! timisnotme December 14 2010, 02:39:27 UTC

Is it.. No it's not poison. It's eggnog. It's good!

Re: Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 02:46:50 UTC

[HE'S STILL NOT SURE HE TRUSTS HIM. ...But he is a little kid, and eggnog is good so he cautiously takes a sip. It feels really weird going down, like it's trying to be warm and cold at the same time. Obviously that must be what poison feels like.]

It tastes funny. Are you sure I'm not going to die? [And he glares at Tim, even though it's kind of a little late to be asking that now.]

Re: Actiony Action! timisnotme December 14 2010, 02:56:07 UTC

I am positive you're not gonna die. You're just not used to it.

But uh.. you probably shouldn't tell your parents I gave you that.

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 03:08:29 UTC

Why can't I tell them?

Is it because they'll get really mad when they find out you killed me with poison? [HE'S NOT LETTING THAT GO.]

Re: Actiony Action! timisnotme December 14 2010, 03:55:22 UTC

How are you going to tell them if you're dead from poison? *LOGIC*

And you shouldn't tell them because you're about 15 years away from that stuff being legal.

I'm really not gonna poison you kid.

Actiony Action! thisisherson December 14 2010, 04:10:51 UTC

I'd come back as a ghost. And then I'd tell them so they could get avenge for me. [...He probably just means "avenge me".]

I don't believe you. You said you're a crazy person. [LOGIC.]

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