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Dec 04, 2010 01:41

[See Kurt Hummel. See Kurt Hummel looking incredibly unimpressed. Or trying to, anyway.]

An asylum. Really? Are we running through all medical facilities in events now? Should I expect to be in a veterinary clinic next week? This is seriously ridiculous, even for Wonderland ( Read more... )

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itsahotone December 4 2010, 22:34:41 UTC

[Look, Kurt! It's someone who is kinda-sorta-in-a-way your friend! Surely she'll be able to be on your side, right?

She walks in, carrying a tray with probably-gross food on it. It's her job, after all, to make sure the stupid patients get food, whether they eat it or not. She doesn't really care either way.

Also? She's dressed professionally. The ponytail's still there, though.]

Stop babbling about whatever and eat.

thisisherson December 4 2010, 22:46:05 UTC

[..............What. What.]

You have got to be kidding me. [WHETHER THAT'S ABOUT HER BEING A PROFESSIONAL OR THE NASTY FOOD IS ANYONE'S GUESS.] Santana?

...And I am not eating that. It looks revolting.

itsahotone December 4 2010, 22:54:08 UTC

Okay, first of all, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to call me that. [She taps her name tag, which reads Ms. Lopez. Go ahead, Kurt. Call her Ms. Lopez.] And second, duh, of course it looks revolting, but you need to eat it anyway.

thisisherson December 4 2010, 23:02:25 UTC

...Let me answer those requests in order.

[He points at her nametag.] No.

[And then he points at the nasty food on the tray.] Hell no.

itsahotone December 4 2010, 23:09:21 UTC

Okay, how is it that you are my most annoying patient? There are like, total nutcases everywhere here, dangerous people, and even they eat better than you.

thisisherson December 4 2010, 23:25:20 UTC

They must be nutcases if they would willingly eat that.

Seriously, look at it, Santana. It couldn't be more disgusting unless it started moving. There's no way I'm putting that in my mouth.

itsahotone December 4 2010, 23:51:26 UTC

This is why the doctors think you have an eating disorder, you know. And why do you keep calling me that, anyway? I know I don't introduce myself to the patients.

[That would be way too friendly. :|]

thisisherson December 4 2010, 23:56:21 UTC

[He rolls his eyes at her.] I've always called you that. It's your name.

...Wait. They think I have an eating disorder? [Kurt looks super offended by that.]

itsahotone December 5 2010, 00:21:45 UTC

And you knew it was my name how? [Can you feel her suspicion? She may be marking this down to tell your doctor about it, Kurt.]

Anyway, yeah, when someone never eats, they kinda think that's a bad sign. Go figure, right?

thisisherson December 5 2010, 00:37:47 UTC

Because...we know each other? We've been in the same school how long now? [Yes Santana, the patient isn't only insisting he knows you, but he's still managing to act superior.]

But I eat. I just don't want to eat that disgusting garbage. That can't possibly be good for you.

itsahotone December 5 2010, 00:45:52 UTC

[STARE] How can we go to the same school when you've been here for months and I work here? Seriously, sometimes I think dealing with the crazies is the worst part of this job, and that's saying something.

thisisherson December 5 2010, 01:33:08 UTC

I mean before we were dragged off to Wonderland, and were forced to endure these ridiculous events. Before that we went to school together, and we were in glee club together. ...You just don't remember because of the event.

[He starts out kind of confident, but that goes away as he realizes it sounds more and more insane. Oops.]

...Besides, if I didn't know you, how would I have even found out your name in the first place?

itsahotone December 5 2010, 01:56:29 UTC

[...She's just gonna take a step or two back here, even though he's totally scrawny enough that she could probably take him.]

Wow. I think you need your medication upped. You are on medication, right? Because seriously, even for a crazy guy in a mental hospital, the idea of me ever being in a glee club is just too out there.

thisisherson December 5 2010, 02:14:01 UTC

[He's pretty sure he's not on medication, but he's not going to actually say so. He's totally offended, but he sort of feels like he should have expected that response.]

We were also on the same cheerleading squad, if you need an example that isn't going to horrify you.

itsahotone December 5 2010, 02:30:30 UTC

[Well now she kind of looks like she's about to laugh. Him? On a cheerleading squad? Oh please.]

Your imagination is really...quaint. And I'm flattered that you'd think of me in your little hallucinations and all, but you're really going to have to accept the truth. You... [vague arm-wave] ...seem nice enough. You should really try to get better while you're here.

thisisherson December 5 2010, 03:15:54 UTC

I'm not imagining it, it's not a hallucination, and I don't have anything to "get better" from.

...And somehow, you being nice is more terrifying than you being a bitch. [No, really. He's giving her a look like she might bite or something.] Most of the time it means you want something, and since that's probably not the case, it means hell's frozen over.

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