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[thisisherson]

[Don't be fooled by the icon. I just don't have any more spaces. This isn't Kurt. Not the one Real Side knows, anyway. This is Mirror Kurt, in all of his flannel-shirted, tech-vest wearing glory

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[notundermyroof]

...Kurt? You doin' all right?

[FATHERLY ATTENTIVENESS, GET.]

[sonhewanted]

[WHAT. THIS IS TOTALLY UNUSUA- oh right, it's the real thing version of his dad.]

Yeah! Never better, actually. Feelin' good as new! [Literally!]

[notundermyroof]

...You know if you ever gotta talk to me, you know, man-to-man...

[He thought you were over this phase, Kurt ;;; It's so disconcerting, but, being Burt, he'll try to be supportive... again...]

[sonhewanted]

[He gives him a funny look for a second, like he's trying to figure out exactly what Burt's playing at. Then, all of a sudden, if just sort of clicks, and he chuckles a bit.]

Oh, I get it. Your Kurt must not've told you 'bout me. Can't say I'm too surprised, really.

[...Well, that isn't jarring and weird at all.]

[notundermyroof]

[Oh, no, not in the slightest!]

"My" Kurt?

[What. He just doesn't even. What.]

[sonhewanted]

Yeah, your Kurt.

[He points his thumb awkwardly behind him at where he knows the mirror is, since he can't very well go looking into it without being shipped back.]

There's another o' everybody here. 'Cept, y'know. We're over there, usually. We're Mirrors, made by an' for the Queen o' Hearts.

[notundermyroof]

[He nods slowly, trying to wrap his head around that idea.]

...So you're... a different Kurt.

Wait, what do you mean made you?

[sonhewanted]

You got it.

[Hey, all things considered, he's taking it pretty well. He scratches his head though, trying to think of a good way to explain this. He's got all these memories that make him him, but...]

I dunno. It's kinda confusin' really. But she made us, an' she can unmake us if she wants. Take us apart, I guess. Or remake us too. But we're around so we can do stuff for her. Like kill that damn Jabberwocky. [AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT PART, CLEARLY.]

[notundermyroof]

So, uh, if she made you...

[WHERE DO MIRROR BABIES COME FROM? IS MIRROR-BURT REALLY YOUR DAD?]

[sonhewanted]

[YOU KNOW. THIS IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION.]

I've still got a dad over there, if that's what you're gettin' at.

[Does this mean Mirror!Burt hooked up with the Queen? But if she made him...Ow, my brain.] ...We try not to think 'bout it much.

[notundermyroof]

Huh. Well, that's... good to hear, I think. [Because he should have a dad to be there for him.]

[And yeah, I'm going to say "OH GOD NO" for the sake of all things good in the universe.]

[sonhewanted]

...Yeah. Yeah, it's great. Real awesome, really. [Or, you know. It would be if his dad didn't suck so much. Somebody's a little bitter.]

[notundermyroof]

[Cheer up, M!Kurt! Look! A baby monkey riding backwards on a pig!]

...What? You don't get along or somethin'?

[That makes Burt sad :(]

[sonhewanted]

[...I think that's the most adorable thin I've ever seen. Sadly, it does not improve M!Kurt's mood.]

...He doesn' really like me much. Somethin' 'bout not wanting me, an' bein' a disappointment or whatever.

[WHATEVER, HE DOESN'T CARE. REALLY.

...REALLY.

...Okay, maybe a little.]

[notundermyroof]

[I have been flailing about how cute it is for about three hours now.]

[Burt frowns. That is not okay.]

He says that kind of thing to you?

[BURT WILL KICK M!BURT'S ASS. Or would, if mirror-physics didn't keep the two of them from being in the same place at the same time.]

[sonhewanted]

[It's adorableeee ;o; ♥]

[Woah, he sounds like he cares. That's...weird.]

...Yeah. I mean, a lotta the time he doesn't say-say it, but it's not like it's much've a secret or anythin'.