[Don't be fooled by the icon. I just don't have any more spaces. This isn't Kurt. Not the one Real Side knows, anyway. This is Mirror Kurt, in all of his flannel-shirted, tech-vest wearing glory
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[Eyeroll. TYPICAL REAL THING, DISRESPECTING THE QUEEN.]
Y'know, that other, sissier Kurt? Yeah, he's gone. He's gonna do all his girly crap on the other side o' the glass while I'm around. You're stuck wit' me.
Nah, I'd take it like a real man. I mean, what the hell good's bitchin' gonna do him anyway?
[FFF HE'S GONNA LAUGH AT THAT.] Y'mean like how he was Kurt, the one an' only? There's another Santana too, and from my side've things, you're the "other" one.
[WHAT IT'S TOTALLY NOT AN ACT. WHY EVER WOULD YOU THINK THAT? He'll roll his eyes though.] Everyone knows plays're for girls, and dudes who're way too into other dudes. 'Sides, even if I was in a play, it'd be an awesome one. Lots've fights and badass stuff.
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This sucks!
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[He shrugs.] Whatever. I've gotta bone t'pick with that Jabberwocky, so you're stuck wit' me 'till that thing's as good as dead.
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...Wait, what do you mean, stuck with you?
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Y'know, that other, sissier Kurt? Yeah, he's gone. He's gonna do all his girly crap on the other side o' the glass while I'm around. You're stuck wit' me.
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[What are these feelings??]
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[A pause. ...Then a stare.]
Hey...you're that other Santana.
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And for the record? I am not any other Santana. I am Santana, the one and only.
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[FFF HE'S GONNA LAUGH AT THAT.] Y'mean like how he was Kurt, the one an' only? There's another Santana too, and from my side've things, you're the "other" one.
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...So I guess you know the lamer me?
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And he's totally ignoring the first part. MAYBE HE PLANS TO GO IN AND REARRANGE ALL OF KURT'S PRODUCTS, BWAHAHAHA.]
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