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Sep 03, 2010 00:01

Well, now that that's over...

Rachel's gone. Again. But I haven't seen a strange doppelganger of her around anywhere, so I'm guessing she wasn't arrested a second time. Unless she's developed a new fondness for hide and seek, I suspect she's found a way out of here.

[He lets that thought hang in the air. He's trying not to sound hurt that Rachel ( Read more... )

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itsahotone September 3 2010, 04:07:57 UTC

[disclaimer: getting her name wrong on purpose OKAY.]

Is Caroline your secret alter ego?

Wait, Berry's gone?

[blank look]

thisisherson September 3 2010, 04:11:22 UTC

What? No. That doesn't even make any sense.

I haven't seen her anywhere recently. Have you?

itsahotone September 3 2010, 04:24:29 UTC

Sure it does! You don't actually know other girls, do you?

You know, I thought it seemed kind of quiet around here lately. Why the hell does she get to leave while I'm still stuck?!

thisisherson September 3 2010, 04:33:36 UTC

Of course I do. Besides, she's still in elementary school. That, and if she was really my alter ego, why would I be looking for her?

I have no idea. Apparently her irritating ability to diva out of any situation spans across dimensions. Who knew?

itsahotone September 3 2010, 04:46:16 UTC

Because you're weird? I don't really care, I just assumed if you had an alter ego, it'd be a girl.

Ugh. That actually makes sense. I hate her.

thisisherson September 3 2010, 04:54:37 UTC

Please. No one has alter egos outside of comic books and children's cartoons. We have enough trouble with doubles here anyway.

She could have at least taken us too. I want to say I can't believe we were left behind but unfortunately, I can.

itsahotone September 3 2010, 04:58:57 UTC

...Doubles? God, you never make any sense.

Of course we were left behind. As if she would ever want the competition to follow her.

Is Finn still around?

thisisherson September 3 2010, 05:03:35 UTC

No one told you about the mirrors?

Right. This is Rachel we're talking about. I'm fairly sure Finn's still here though, unless Rachel took him along with her.

itsahotone September 3 2010, 05:06:18 UTC

Uh, there are hundreds of mirrors around this place. What does that have to do with doubles?

And yeah, that's what I mean. If Finn's gone, that totally means she did it herself. She's so possessive.

thisisherson September 3 2010, 05:12:26 UTC

No, no. Mirrors. There are other versions of us on the other side of the glass. Just before you showed up we had to deal with them for a week or so. It's a very long story, but the short version is that we all have evil twins. Mine has a fondness for tech vests an trucker hats, apparently.

She would too. She claimed that she and Finn were going out, but that bit of gossip would have been all over glee club in less than a day if it was true. ...But she remembered a number of things I couldn't recall, like Regionals. Hm.

itsahotone September 3 2010, 05:23:21 UTC

Are you serious? Trucker hats.

[Silence as she ponders SUPER BUTCH KURT from before.]

Anyway.

She was so not dating him. She was with Jesse! Whatever, she's obsessed with Finn anyway, so I guess her delusions aren't surprising.

[She's totally not drawing a comparison here, nope.]

thisisherson September 3 2010, 17:49:59 UTC

I am completely serious. I couldn't make up a fashion travesty as terrible as him if I tried [Irony~.]

That's what I remember too. She was all over him. Still, I wouldn't be surprised if there were still lingering feelings there. If she had the option to only take one of us, there's no doubt in my mind that it would be Finn. [What. Hey. Stop that comparing. Cut that out.]

itsahotone September 3 2010, 19:32:45 UTC

That's totally familiar, Hummel.

[Does she mean the MellenKurt or the Finn-love? WHAT WILL KURT DECIDE?]

thisisherson September 3 2010, 19:38:58 UTC

[HE WILL DECIDE TO DENY EVERYTHING.]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

itsahotone September 3 2010, 19:44:57 UTC

Oh shut up. You're so not a good actor. I told you about when I left, and how you were being all...manly.

[Aaand she starts cracking up over the idea of him ever being 'manly'.]

thisisherson September 3 2010, 19:54:41 UTC

[It's not that funny, Santana. B|]

That's still bizarre to me, but I'll admit that when you first brought it up, it sounded...familiar. And then my stomach turned at the thought of willingly behaving that way. Ew.

He was a homophobe who went around impersonating me - badly, mind you - and generally ruining my life. What's worse is that certain people thought I had actually woken up that day and decided that flannel was a good idea. I was stuck watching the whole thing on the other side of the glass. It seems that when a mirror version comes out, the real version gets pulled into their mirror.

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