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[After this thread, Kurt just couldn't take it anymore. Ugh, Rachel and her conceited, bossy, ego-centric, badly dressed self. Why did he have to be stuck here with her of all people? Well, Ms. Pillsbury was there too, but among his peers, he was stuck with Rachel. Where were Mercedes, and Finn, and Tina, and, well, anyone else except Puck? She had taken over the glee club enough times at McKinley though - just the thought of sitting by and letting her force her way into the leadership role made him cringe.
Apparently she had been thinking something similar, because when he entered the hall to go speak to her, she was there already, just two doors down. They stared at each other, for a second or so. Then, they knew there was only one way to settle this. An impromptu diva off, right here, right now. Rachel's big broadway voice has already been heard over the network, but this is the first time Kurt has sung for everyone. Kurt's voice is very high, and feminine. He could easily be mistaken for a woman if there wasn't video to go along with it.
Oddly enough though, even though they're about to sing out how much they hate each other, their voices actually harmonize nicely. Neither of them seem to notice they're being recorded.]
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.
My pulse is rushing;
My head is reeling;
My face is flushing;
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face;
Your voice;
Your clothing;
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
Apparently she had been thinking something similar, because when he entered the hall to go speak to her, she was there already, just two doors down. They stared at each other, for a second or so. Then, they knew there was only one way to settle this. An impromptu diva off, right here, right now. Rachel's big broadway voice has already been heard over the network, but this is the first time Kurt has sung for everyone. Kurt's voice is very high, and feminine. He could easily be mistaken for a woman if there wasn't video to go along with it.
Oddly enough though, even though they're about to sing out how much they hate each other, their voices actually harmonize nicely. Neither of them seem to notice they're being recorded.]
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.
My pulse is rushing;
My head is reeling;
My face is flushing;
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For your face;
Your voice;
Your clothing;
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!