Nov 25, 2005 18:36
1. Type your name and the word needs in quotes (IE - "Katie Needs") into google.
2. Copy the first 10 sentences starting with "(Your Name) Needs" into your journal.
3. Bold the ones that are true.
1. Heather needs men...now!
2. Heather needs to be congratulated for defending herself from unkindness.
3. Heather needs sun and open air circulation.
4. Heather needs two therapists.
5. Heather needs a rest.
6. Heather needs a family who will commit to her 100%.
7. Heather needs to reserve a date later in the year when the weather is nicer.
8. Heather needs a childhood.
9. Heather needs to access information ubiquitously to provide answers to client questions, retrieve order information, upsell and cross-sell, forcast performance and quotas, and explore opportunities and client contacts.
10.Heather needs some special attention.
oh man, here's a thanksgiving bonus for you all:
11. As a gifted and creative child, they said, Heather needs an environment that allows her to follow her own instincts and ambitions rather than a formal and structured classroom atmosphere.
and
12. Heather needs to jump out of them blue jeans and show us that fat ass.
in other news:
pre-thanksgiving weigh-in: 131 lbs
post-thanksgiving weigh-in: 134 lbs
ew ha ha ha.