i am so bad at this.
Will you please /// forgive me
I just want to /// go to bed
Don't you dare /// touch my hiney
Mother /// Goose
Why are you /// doing that
Please don't /// ever do that again
Want to /// eat some burritos
Look outside...its so /// dark
I can't believe we are actually /// graduating in a year
I adore you /// tubbalubs
Can you /// scratch my back
You make me /// sick
I still /// ..you know.
Take this /// or leave it? ahh ha
Hold this in your /// hands
Never let me /// dance ever
I feel so /// trashy..;)
Oh my god, I just /// broke my remote
You make me feel so /// cool
Sink into /// my sheets
Drive right into the /// house
Your dress is so /// cute
My arms are /// little
Write it on my /// butt
Listen to this cd, its called /// yellowcard
all you seem to do is press my /// buttons
Wow, you are really /// weird
My favorite /// color is green
I'm cold, hand me my /// blanket
I wish I could /// rewind time
When I die I'd like /// to come back as a skunk
You are so abruptly /// abrupt...?
OH MY GOD! /// she's so totally bummin.
...sigh.../// i think you suck
You look fat /// in those jeans
Are you /// gay?
Can I /// touch your hiney?
Here, call /// my mom.
Don't forget to pick /// up suzie q
Oh, I almost forgot to /// get dressed
What was /// that all about
I wish this would /// end
Oh cool, check out this /// roadkill
Man this is really /// long
Oh, looks like I'm not /// ontime
Pants are so /// panty...
Be my /// friend
Prison seems /// gay..taaahaha
Watch out for your corn /// bread
Are you a /// freak
You take my /// things...? clepto
Come /// away with me
Write a word that begins with the letter(s):
A = alligator
B = banana
C = collar
D = diaper
E = elephant
F = finger
G = goo
H = heart
I = indian
J = junk
K = kinky
L = love
M = mooch
N = nun
O = octopus
P = pineapple
Q = queer
R = rainbow
S = springs
T = tears
U = unibrow
V = van
W = wrinkle
X = x tina.. ahh haha.
Y = yuck
Z = zebra
Bo = bonzo
Ar = armadillo
Ba = baboon
Te = tent
Or = orangutan
De = depressing
Sa = sandle
So = sob
Gr = green
Mi = mini
To = totally
Fu = funky
La = lagoon
Qu = quack
Nu = number
Sl = slot machine
Write your favorite
Name /// Jaykob
Family Member /// my mom and aunt.
Number /// 14
Age /// 15
Song /// one year six months
Band /// yellow card
Album /// ocean avenue
Website /// explodingdog.com
Hat /// my beanie
Pants /// my aeropostale ones
Shirt /// my brown one
Genre /// love or mystery
Ice Cream /// ..goo.
Fried Food /// dunno
Italian Food /// ewww.
Mexican Food /// tacos?
Dairy Product /// milk
Meat Product /// turkey
Sitcom /// i dunno
Singer /// dunno
Actor /// johnny depp
Actress /// not sure
Porn Star /// a hot one?
Word /// goo
Phrase /// goo
Quote /// i don't know, a sappy one.
Drink /// milk or raspberyy lemonade
Art /// danielles drawings
Color /// green
Insect /// firefly
Animal /// giraffe
Dinosaur /// stegosuarus
Old Movie /// look whos talking
New movie /// dunno...
1990's band /// nsync and spice girls
1980's band /// dunno?
Anime(japanese cartoon) /// i think they all suck
Powerpuff Girl /// i dont know theyre names
Super Hero(girl) /// cat woman
Super Hero(boy) /// batman, he's sexy
Disney Movie /// oh man i love all of them...beauty and the beast
Computer /// anyones but mine.
What is your current?
Outfit /// blue boxers and a cami
Hair Style /// ponytail
Music /// a life time movie
TV show /// i dunno, its life time
On your feet // nothing
On your hands /// nothing
On your computer screen /// this and ...limewire
Instant Message /// im not on.
Drink /// water
Food /// none
Thought /// something...
Feeling /// indifferent
Desire /// go to bed
Hate /// stuff
Love /// money
Smell /// supper
Pain /// eyes
Crush /// my bed
Room /// my room
Amount of money /// 35 smackaroos
Clock says /// 1052
When was the last time you
Had sex /// summer? that was blunt.
Kissed someone /// the day mike left for the incubus concert...
Loved someone /// ...
Needed someone /// lately
Wanted ice cream /// tonight
Felt sick /// this morning
Threw up /// i dont know
Hated someone /// uhhh?
Hit someone/thing /// ..i pushed my cat?
Played dead /// ..i dont think ive ever done that actually
Watched a horror movie /// like yesterday or something
Watched a comedy /// i dont know
Watched a romance /// like everyday, no i dont know
Watched a drama /// right now
Read a book /// earlier tonight, im reading the notebook
Wanted to be hugged /// everyday
Wanted to hug /// ^^
Played hopscotch /// probably over the summer , haha
Listened to music /// like an hour ago
Watched CartoonNetwork // sunday
Was on a diet /// haha me..diet? i love food
Bit someone /// i dunno
Licked someone /// not lately
Said a curse word /// today
Drew a picture /// tuesday
Hated everything and everyone /// mondayor tuesday
Felt depressed /// same as above
Wanted a new name /// i dunno?
Wanted a new life /// dunno
Wanted a pet /// not today
Felt truely utterly flawlessly happy /// sometime before summer
Felt weak in the knees /// above ^
Almost died /// yesterday with danielle
Took a bath /// like a month ago
Brushed your hair /// this evening
Brushed your teeth /// 15 minutes ago
Did something with your nails /// sunday
Masturbated /// umm, i have no need to.
Felt uncomfortable /// another day
Danced by yourself /// all the time.
Sang in the shower /// thismorning
Stared at an attractive boy/girl /// today at the stoplight, owe owe.
Heard a popular song you hate /// today
Heard a popular song you love /// today
Saw your friend do something you thought was horrible /// i dunno?
Hit an animal with a car /// let's not get into that.
Admited to liking something you hated before /// yesterday
Drank coffee /// a while ago
Wanted to be an angel /// who wants that
Wanted to fly /// today a the stop light
Watched an entire idiotic movie /// i dunno
Watched an awesome movie /// the other day
Saw Sarah Michelle Gellar on tv /// i dont even know what she looks like
Saw Brittany Spears on tv /// i dunno
Wanted to kill someone /// yesterday in math class. danielle and i want to kill everyone.
Ate something that you're alergic to /// im not allergic to anything
Felt old /// when i went to the middle school open house
Felt immature /// the other day.
Smiled unhappily /// i dunno
Frowned sarcastically /// everyday
Wished you were older /// i dunno
Wished you were younger /// constantly
Wished you had a nice car /// everyday.
Wished you were more understood /// very few people understand me...
Wish you could just be alone /// i dont like being alone.
Felt uncontrollably aroused /// ? wtf
hey! i updated!
i start at banana tomorrow,im excited, and you should be too.
i hate survery's, they make me want to scream, but i do them anyways.
okay im tired. goodbye!
comment yo.