"If you’re so clever, what am I thinking about now?"
"You’re thinking, 'How can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?'"
"No."
"You’re thinking, 'If I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?'"
"No. And you can’t"
"What are you thinking Gareth?"
"I was just wondering, 'Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?'"
Series 1 Episode 5
https://webspace.utexas.edu/bl55/lj/whatamithinking.mp3mind you, a biro is a ball point pen.
thats all.