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[libertyisdead]

Ankin wat did you do toour nwest fern plant??? it looks liek its been Mangled within an inch of it's lief this had better reach yu please bring more of this ting they call COOKING SHERRY bcause i seem to have run out I rally dont kniow where its all gone i am TRYING to make a fyucking special meal here

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[yup_whitesuit]

...Padme, don't cook while drunk. This is how people died on Tatooine.

I am sure the building codes are much stricter here, but my feelings are the same.

[libertyisdead]

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you fukcing do evvvvvvrythin drunk i think you wer durnk when we conseeved l and l for krif sakes

[yup_whitesuit]

Padme! I had just returned from the front!

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...so yes I was more than likely drunk but THAT IS NOT THE POINT

[libertyisdead]

my poinnnt iss dontyu judge me anakn skywlker ive put up wi tplenty

are you comin hoem soon?

[yup_whitesuit]

Yes, my sweet one.

Please do not set your on fire oh god oh god oh god

[libertyisdead]

se tmy what on fir? :D i love yu bby i mis you

[yup_whitesuit]

Never mind it, my sweet-- I will make haste

Just...don't do anything

[libertyisdead]

ooo i thikn thers a funny smell coming form the ioven

I wana nother baby shyld i stop my plils??

[yup_whitesuit]

You'll drown it in alcohol, my beloved

[libertyisdead]

nooooooooooo im a terble person a terrble mothr and woman

[yup_whitesuit]

No! Nononononono, that is not what I meant at all!

You were a wonderful mother! You would have been! But I...and then...

[betterjedi]

SKYWALKER! What the fuck?!? If anything happens to her...

[yup_whitesuit]

Shut up, Ferus, I am working on it as we speak

[betterjedi]

It doesn't seem like it! She's a kriffing mess!!!