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[thestageitself]

I knew it!

Now where can we go? How do we know that this reality is not just another shadow of a greater reality, a story within a story... all made up.

Oh g-d, when will I be able to rest?!

Comments

[mah_authoritah]

Oh, just drop the innocent act Jew boy! We all know you're behind this, now get us the hell outta here!

[ohmygodthey]

God damn it Cartman stop being such an ass! Dude Kyle are you okay?

[thestageitself]

Stan, you're here too? Have you seen anyone else we know?

Do you know what a morgige is? This weird guy said I have to get one so I can be an adult and not go to an orphanage. Then again, he also said that Bea Arthur was the hottest person on the planet and that he was going to shiv me if I didn't get off the computer so he could get back to having "woo-hoo" with her, whatever that is.

Actually, the guy was a fricken weirdo.

I should probably find one of those morgige things just in case, though. Do you think there's a store around here that has them?

[ohmygodthey]

I have no idea what a morgige is. Sounds like something awful though. Also who the hell is Bea Arthur dude?

[thestageitself]

Shove it up your ass, Cartman, I'm serious! We're not real, and now our parents aren't real, and we're going to have to get jobs, and insurance, and a morgige, and I don't even know what the hell a morgige is!

[mah_authoritah]

Bull. Shit. Kyle, first of all it's spelled moregage, and second of all, you already know that! Moregages. Come from banks. And which group of people controls the banks and media and is responsible for all the world's conspiracies?! I'll give you a hint: it's the group that's also responsible for musical theatre.

'Sides, I'm real as hell. Got a fan site and everything, check it out: http://www.cartmania.org.uk/ Don't see any Stupid Kyle.com fansites out there, now do you?