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[mah_authoritah]

What.

The.

Fuck.

Hello? Anyone? Mom? Stan? Kenny? Butters? The government?

...Kyle?

Goddammit, this isn't cool!

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[ohmygodthey]

Oh great fatass is here too. This officially can't get any worse. Where the hell are we anyways?

[mah_authoritah]

How the hell am I supposed to know, asshole? And don't say it can't get any worse! Don't you dare say it can't get any worse! If you say that, it's going to get worse! Do you want Barbara Streisand to show up, Stan? Huh? Do you want that?

[ohmygodthey]

Hell no I don't want Barbara Streisand to show up!

[mah_authoritah]

Then don't say it can't get any worse dumbass!

[apollofreaked]

Who's Barbara Streisand, is she another Cylon?

[ohmygodthey]

Dude what the hell are you talking about? It's Barbara Streisand! She's a crazy bitch! How can you not know who we are talking about?

[mah_authoritah]

Forget him, dude, we have bigger problems. Our parents aren't here. Which raises the question: WHO THE HELL'S GONNA FEED ME?

[ohmygodthey]

Hahahaha fatass!

[apollofreaked]

*Sighs heavily*

I don't come from Earth, I've not been here very long and I don't know these things. *stamps foot petulantly*

But kid, even I know there are restaurants all over the place here, go and get your own food if you want to eat.

[mah_authoritah]

Hmmm... interesting, interesting. Tell me, does this place have Cheesy Poofs?

[apollofreaked]

Well I know they use a lot of cheese in the Italian restaurant.

[ohmygodthey]

I don't know. Dude I wonder if they have like a City Wok or something?

[mah_authoritah]

They'd just better have something. Stan, listen: we need to fight for our rights as prisoners. But I can't do a hunger strike, man- I just can't. You need to go on one for me.

[ohmygodthey]

Fuck you! You're the one that needs to go on a hunger strike!

[apollofreaked]

Well I suppose that's one way of him approaching losing weight.