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WHO: Jan Valentine, as many people as are in the infirmary/want to hurt him, Minato Arisato later. Posting order: first come, first shots at Jan!
WHERE: Infirmary and then holodeck
WHAT: Admit it, you've been looking forward to this.
"Shoot at me, will they? Blow up my goddamn dudes, huh? Bet they think that's funny! HA-HA!" Jan sprinted towards the infirmary with all his vampiric speed, wind whipping his hair backwards, teeth bared. "Well guess what, assholes! I hope all your fucking poor defenseless family members are in here! I hope you get to see what they look like after I'm done with 'em! We'll see who's laughing then alright! WOO!"
Running at the infirmary door full speed, he kicked it open with a deafening crash. "KNOCK-KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS, it's a house call! HAHA-huhh?"
A great many people were in the infirmary, base inmates and personnel alike. Many of them were armed. None of them were very happy with Jan Valentine at the moment.
There was an audible shing as Doctor Mcninja drew his sword. "Welcome to the infirmary," he said, glowering. "I'm one of the doctors here. I regret to inform you that you have been diagnosed with a case of acute jackassery. My prescription-" he raised the sword "-is pain."
Jan stared, slack-jawed. "Well, fuck me!" And then the treatment began.
WHERE: Infirmary and then holodeck
WHAT: Admit it, you've been looking forward to this.
"Shoot at me, will they? Blow up my goddamn dudes, huh? Bet they think that's funny! HA-HA!" Jan sprinted towards the infirmary with all his vampiric speed, wind whipping his hair backwards, teeth bared. "Well guess what, assholes! I hope all your fucking poor defenseless family members are in here! I hope you get to see what they look like after I'm done with 'em! We'll see who's laughing then alright! WOO!"
Running at the infirmary door full speed, he kicked it open with a deafening crash. "KNOCK-KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS, it's a house call! HAHA-huhh?"
A great many people were in the infirmary, base inmates and personnel alike. Many of them were armed. None of them were very happy with Jan Valentine at the moment.
There was an audible shing as Doctor Mcninja drew his sword. "Welcome to the infirmary," he said, glowering. "I'm one of the doctors here. I regret to inform you that you have been diagnosed with a case of acute jackassery. My prescription-" he raised the sword "-is pain."
Jan stared, slack-jawed. "Well, fuck me!" And then the treatment began.