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WHERE: Halls in the upper levels of the base, near the entranceway. (Yes there is one)
WHO/WHAT: Meet the Valentine Brothers!
Two men, or creatures resembling men, walked through the halls of Area 42. One of them, wearing some sort of blue track suit, was talking. A lot.
"So I'm trying to do some business with this motherfucker, right? Except the guy's stoned out of his head! I tell you, he's completely fucking wasted! I mean, here I am trying to get shit done with him and he's rambling on like some kinda dumbass!" Piercings on his face gleamed underneath the hall lights as he continued talking a mile a minute. "He just doesn't fucking focus, man! And he's just going on and on about how much secret shit there is in the world, y'know, how the government has so much fucking power and there's all these aliens and monsters and shit from other universes which just show up for no fucking reason, and like the government just locks it away out in the desert or underground or some shit and nobody ever notices! And he just goes on and on, and finally I'm just like 'shut up, bitch, nobody cares!' And I totally killed his ass.
Jan Valentine stopped walking and spread his hands to indicate the massive underground structure of Area 42's containment section. "Fuck, guess he'd have a laugh at me if he could see me now, huh bro? I'm so fucking glad I killed him, otherwise he'd probably never shut up about it! Don't you hate it when motherfuckers don't shut up?"
WHO/WHAT: Meet the Valentine Brothers!
Two men, or creatures resembling men, walked through the halls of Area 42. One of them, wearing some sort of blue track suit, was talking. A lot.
"So I'm trying to do some business with this motherfucker, right? Except the guy's stoned out of his head! I tell you, he's completely fucking wasted! I mean, here I am trying to get shit done with him and he's rambling on like some kinda dumbass!" Piercings on his face gleamed underneath the hall lights as he continued talking a mile a minute. "He just doesn't fucking focus, man! And he's just going on and on about how much secret shit there is in the world, y'know, how the government has so much fucking power and there's all these aliens and monsters and shit from other universes which just show up for no fucking reason, and like the government just locks it away out in the desert or underground or some shit and nobody ever notices! And he just goes on and on, and finally I'm just like 'shut up, bitch, nobody cares!' And I totally killed his ass.
Jan Valentine stopped walking and spread his hands to indicate the massive underground structure of Area 42's containment section. "Fuck, guess he'd have a laugh at me if he could see me now, huh bro? I'm so fucking glad I killed him, otherwise he'd probably never shut up about it! Don't you hate it when motherfuckers don't shut up?"