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[insidethepalm]

Dearest patrons of Area42,

I'm looking for Mr. Anakin Skywalker. I merely wish to speak to him, try to get him some help for that insane paranoia he has. Speaking of which, Mrs Naberrie-Skywalker, are you alright? I swear

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FAT

[12inchblaster]

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Did ya try checking the cafeteria? Restaurants? Any trash barrel with food?

FATTY FAT

[yup_whitesuit]

THOSE ARE SUPPLIES FOR MY GLORIOUS ESCAPE TO THE SURFACE WORLD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFA

[12inchblaster]

Okay, now you are starting to make me feel all guilty about wanting to kill a mentally handicapped man.

[yup_whitesuit]

Silence! You cannot flush me from my cover that easily! I know what these 'doctors' do-- I saw the clinics on Tatooine

SHE WILL CUT INTO MY BRAIN AND REMOVE WHATEVER SHE SEES FIT AND KEEP IT IN FORMALDEHYDE AS A TROPHY

[yup_whitesuit]

SURFACE WORLD SURFACE WORLD

I HAVE NEARLY FOUND AN ESCAPE

[like_animals]

BUT I DIDN'T DOOOOOO ANYYYYYYYYYTTHHIIIIIIIIIING!

I W-W-W-WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOOME!

[insidethepalm]

...not you.

[like_animals]

Oh ok. :|

'Cause I'm already kidnapped and in a sex dungeon, I don't think getting a lobotomy would be fair.

[taggingwomprats]

I'll let you know if I see him.

[libertyisdead]

Luke, I have some baked goods to deliver but afterward I would love to meet. If you still wish to.

[insidethepalm]

Thank you, younger Mr. Skywalker.

[insidethepalm]

GO AWAY.