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[insidethepalm]

I don't really like reading about people on that Wikipedia thing, not since I realized they ever so delicately go through every single bit of my life...including bits that were apparently "retconned" and never happened? How can you just erase someone's past and go "no no it's wrong

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[brothersnark]

I'm with you on the election thing. Whoever wins, I hope they're anti-vigilante. Strongly anti-vigilante.

[insidethepalm]

Yes...your situation is very touchy, isn't it? Do you require anything? I could...try to stop him

[brothersnark]

Oh really? You'd do that for us? No catch?

[insidethepalm]

Well, I'm not offering you absolute protection. If you break the rules, you'll get in trouble...and it'll only last while I'm still in this office, of course. But you've done nothing to me and I do have a soft spot for the underdog.

Of course, if you piss me off, you have to deal with that too. Those might be catches.

[brothersnark]

Well, those are 'catches' I can definitely handle then. Especially since the alternative involves piano wire and more time hiding in the basement... Frost, sweetie, you aren't all bad. Not by a long shot.

[insidethepalm]

Let me move you into another room, the location undisclosed to everyone but you and me and whomever you choose to tell. I'll deal with security and the files and all that...I'm very persuasive.

And of course I'm not all that bad. I'm good now, with selfish tendencies is all. Oh and I guess stealing Jean's husband was bad, but whatever.

[brothersnark]

Sounds swanky. I'll tell Two to pack his bags.

And hey, don't sweat the selfishness. It's what makes you human... evolved human... mutant... whatever.

[insidethepalm]

Homo-superior, darling.

[brothersnark]

Superior, got it. Has a nice ring to it, I think.

[insidethepalm]

It's quite fitting. When you can do more than the average human could ever hope to do, you definitely feel superior.