............................ I can take care of myself just fine thank you very much.
If the base does come under attack ...
... I wouldn't let Luna get harmed. Or anyone for that matter. Have you already forgotten the whole "dying to save the base" thing? Do only your Gryffendors get to be bloody heroes?
I'm sorry, Draco, it keeps slipping my mind that you're quite...a different person, and I do admit you stray from my expectations. I'm just concerned. Seeing a demon barber and a cannibal here made the reality of the situation hit him rather hard. I just don't want anyone to get hurt.
Er...DA. Dumbledore's Army. I'm sorry, you probably wouldn't have known about it...A little alliance, a mini-Order of the Phoenix.
Oh, of course, of course. I had forgotten that it's fine to be judgmental and biased, provided it's against Slytherins ... but heaven forbid anyone even look sideways at Potter and his little band of ... you know what, just forget it.
And again! I warned you it was dangerous here, but oh should we listen to Draco? Oh no, clearly not, what could Draco possibly know about anything .............. sigh. Do the demon barber and the cannibal have extra-human powers? Save your concern until the psychotic villains with powers arrive.
... Dumbledore's Army. So that's really what the little gits were up to in fifth year? Father told me, but I thought it was something they invented to get rid of Dumbledore .... implausible.
.... did they really go to the Department of Mysteries and fight against fully trained Death Eaters, and survive? ... that's what the rumors said ...
I never said it was fine to be judgmental or biased, all I said was that I admitted that I was. I didn't say "I proudly confess that I think Gryffindors are shining beacons of perfection and hope, and all Slytherins are just gits, especially that Malfoy fellow." Whether I covertly imply it is a different matter. :)
They might not have super-human powers, Draco, but they can kill a person dead just the same, and it worries me. I wouldn't underestimate them just because they're Muggles.
Well, of course they survived, didn't they! But I don't like talking about the Department of Mysteries.
Why did I never know you were such a snarky bastard? It would have- ... ok, it probably wouldn't have changed my opinion of you at the time. But still. it certainly makes you more tolerable now.
I'm "underestimating" them aka not cowering in fear because after death by internal bleeding from all ones organs rupturing, death by having your throat slit just isn't all that impressive.
I'm not cowering in fear, I'm merely taking precautions. Luna hasn't died yet, and I'd like to keep it that way. And I'd also love it if you don't die again, whether you can handle your throat being slit or not.
You want me to live? Me, the untrustworthy, slimy, Slytherin git? How very ... generous of you. I suppose the feeling of professorial duty towards ones students is hard to shake; even towards ones you don't especially like.
Now, don't go putting words in my mouth. If I thought you were untrustworthy, would I be trusting you with the lives of others?
After four years, professional thoughts are very easy to shake. Especially when you only had one year's experience. But if it makes things easier for you to accept by attributing them to the fact that I'm a paid authority figure, by all means, go ahead. Anyway, I wasn't as professional towards my students as you may think. ;)
Right, see, this is what I mean! Clearly you were sorted into the wrong house.
As for the other thing, I spose that's understandable seeing as how I might may have possibly a little bit or a lot exhibited some behavior that very clearly was could have been construed as ... git-ish. In the past. Recent past. Very recently. Being reformed is hard work, ok
[LOL DRACO U SO UNOBSERVANT & STILL DOIN IT WRONG]
If the base does come under attack ...
... I wouldn't let Luna get harmed. Or anyone for that matter. Have you already forgotten the whole "dying to save the base" thing? Do only your Gryffendors get to be bloody heroes?
Typical.
.... and what on earth is a DA?
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I'm sorry, Draco, it keeps slipping my mind that you're quite...a different person, and I do admit you stray from my expectations. I'm just concerned. Seeing a demon barber and a cannibal here made the reality of the situation hit him rather hard. I just don't want anyone to get hurt.
Er...DA. Dumbledore's Army. I'm sorry, you probably wouldn't have known about it...A little alliance, a mini-Order of the Phoenix.
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Oh, of course, of course. I had forgotten that it's fine to be judgmental and biased, provided it's against Slytherins ... but heaven forbid anyone even look sideways at Potter and his little band of ... you know what, just forget it.
And again! I warned you it was dangerous here, but oh should we listen to Draco? Oh no, clearly not, what could Draco possibly know about anything .............. sigh. Do the demon barber and the cannibal have extra-human powers? Save your concern until the psychotic villains with powers arrive.
... Dumbledore's Army. So that's really what the little gits were up to in fifth year? Father told me, but I thought it was something they invented to get rid of Dumbledore .... implausible.
.... did they really go to the Department of Mysteries and fight against fully trained Death Eaters, and survive? ... that's what the rumors said ...
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I never said it was fine to be judgmental or biased, all I said was that I admitted that I was. I didn't say "I proudly confess that I think Gryffindors are shining beacons of perfection and hope, and all Slytherins are just gits, especially that Malfoy fellow." Whether I covertly imply it is a different matter. :)
They might not have super-human powers, Draco, but they can kill a person dead just the same, and it worries me. I wouldn't underestimate them just because they're Muggles.
Well, of course they survived, didn't they! But I don't like talking about the Department of Mysteries.
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Why did I never know you were such a snarky bastard? It would have- ... ok, it probably wouldn't have changed my opinion of you at the time. But still. it certainly makes you more tolerable now.
I'm "underestimating" them aka not cowering in fear because after death by internal bleeding from all ones organs rupturing, death by having your throat slit just isn't all that impressive.
[LOL OH DRACO- U SO SILLY XD]
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I'm not cowering in fear, I'm merely taking precautions. Luna hasn't died yet, and I'd like to keep it that way. And I'd also love it if you don't die again, whether you can handle your throat being slit or not.
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You want me to live? Me, the untrustworthy, slimy, Slytherin git? How very ... generous of you. I suppose the feeling of professorial duty towards ones students is hard to shake; even towards ones you don't especially like.
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Now, don't go putting words in my mouth. If I thought you were untrustworthy, would I be trusting you with the lives of others?
After four years, professional thoughts are very easy to shake. Especially when you only had one year's experience. But if it makes things easier for you to accept by attributing them to the fact that I'm a paid authority figure, by all means, go ahead. Anyway, I wasn't as professional towards my students as you may think. ;)
DAMN IT WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT
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... but I see you don't deny that you think I'm a slimy git.
No, no, your ... dedication to professionalism is becoming ... increasingly clear.
If you had been a Slytherin we probably would have gotten on famously.
[DRACO UR DOIN IT WRONG; STRIKES ARE READABLE]
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Maybe I wasn't denying it because I knew you'd realize that, and I wanted to make you all paranoid.
Or maybe I still think you're a slimy git.
[REMY KNOWS THE STRIKES ARE READABLE.]
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Right, see, this is what I mean! Clearly you were sorted into the wrong house.
As for the other thing, I spose that's understandable seeing as how I might may have possibly a little bit or a lot exhibited some behavior that very clearly was could have been construed as ... git-ish. In the past. Recent past. Very recently. Being reformed is hard work, ok
[LOL DRACO U SO UNOBSERVANT & STILL DOIN IT WRONG]
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It's OK, Draco. We all do things that maybe might have possibly in a way been perceived as potentially remotely git-ish.
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ASKJL SJADFLSD ASDLKJF ASLKDJF. ARE THE CYLONS BACK AGAIN?
... no, I'm just an idiot
and you are an ass. I become increasingly amazed that Potter liked you so much. No ... no wait, I'm not.
oh well, I suppose it's better than being stuck here with the total goody two-shoes I thought you were ...
... I don't suppose you'd consider behaving like a civilized Brit and partaking of a cup of tea while we work on researching your potion ...
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