[Self-entitled freak out post]

[four_too_long]

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[welcometo_life]

I've decided that the man who writes our show? Lost his mind during that strike.

[four_too_long]

I still don't buy that as an excuse...

--And Elle, love, how long have you been here? Here I was thinking I was alone.

[welcometo_life]

It's the only thing I could think of. Forgetting the fact that you're immortal...they didn't even give you a cool death scene.

Just arrived, actually. I couldn't leave you alone now, could I?

[four_too_long]

I will never, ever allow any living space of mine to collect dust again.

...Thank you. I've no desire to be alone any time soon.

[welcometo_life]

All of a sudden, dust does seem kind of...sad.

Poor Adam. So lonely you're willing to settle for me?

[four_too_long]

It's even sadder being dust.

You know how the phrase goes, "when God gives you lemons"...

[welcometo_life]

I wouldn't know. But watching you beg for your life? I actually felt a little sick.

Squirt lemon juice in his eyes?

[four_too_long]

... I wouldn't have.

Yes, exactly. He has at least that coming to him, for what he's allowed happen to us.

[welcometo_life]

Believe me, those writers might not know, but I do. It was pathetic, really. I kept waiting for the tears.

Us? I've been abandoned. Not that I mind. Whatever stops them from butchering me the way they did you.

[four_too_long]

It was beyond pathetic. It was like watching a kicked puppy. And you know I'm no where near relative.

I wouldn't be surprised if they brought you back. Not that they don't already have enough ties to knot, they don't seem to have any trouble picking up a speeding train, and placing it on unfinished tracks leading to a very steep cliff.

[welcometo_life]

Oh I know. I wanted you to be my pet for years, but you never wanted to.

I'm not going over that cliff. Even if it means jumping off a speeding train before we reach the end. At least it'd be a slightly more dignified death.

[four_too_long]

May have had something to do with being imprisoned and locked away in a cage.

I hope you'll manage to get at least that.

[welcometo_life]

The years could have been much less boring for you, you know.

If I don't? I'll roast the writers myself. For both of us.

[four_too_long]

Oh, I know now. And instantly would have taken that fate in place of the current one, but hindsight is only 20-20.

Fitting plan.

[welcometo_life]

Unless Hiro gets his ass in gear and decides to save you.

And this Kring everybody keeps talking about? I'm going to roast him until his skin turns black and falls off the bone. Even dental records won't help them identify his body.

[four_too_long]

If he does, I may just kiss the boy. And the punch him for not doing it sooner.

Take photographs, too. They last so much more vividly than mental pictures.