[ what's the word? i'm the word on the street, ain't nobody hotter than me ]
Another day, another Area 42. Is anyone really surprised? Yours truly isn't!
When I woke up and I wasn't between satin sheets and twin lacross players, I was annoyed. But then I saw where I was, and remembered the good times-- death threats from Ani, concerts of doom, haggling Princess Leia for thongs. Besides, senior year is a lot of work.. why not play first?
Our first indignantly outraged post is from Anakin Skywalker-- oh, excuse me. Darth Vader's here, and already blaming the Rebels for this! In a moment of true irony, Shego chastises him for talking so much, and the two bicker like children (after she's done talking to Siri in another thread about fucking. sorry Sheeg, Jedi's don't fuck people who chill with Sith lords!). After Shego posts a picture of Vader in a Hello Kitty suit, he declares war; his dealings with Tycho don't go much better. How's Tycho gonna explain the drunken public barsex? Gorgeous!
The children are really the ones who suffer here; like Anakin Jr., who can't fathom why grandpa's in such a sour mood. He's not a good man anymore, sweetie.
And Padme posting! Ani accuses her of being an imposter, but they later meet in the library and have sex right in the juvenile fiction section. Things don't change much, do they? Either Padme loves Ani just that much, or the entire 'evil Sith' thing is no big deal to her.
Aaaaand as if we're not all tired enough of that lame word 'frak'! Gaius posts, and there's a reply by one of his friends.. but honestly, all I saw was 'frak frak lame reference frak'. Get a new vocab, people!
Next, Tycho posts trying to find all of his fellow Star Wars nerds and bring up an army against Vader. This seems to spark an idea with Shego, and she tries to get him to work with her. She only ends up insulting him; they meet on her apartment, and... well, things return to the way they used to be for a bit: Shego riding Ani's dick. Sound familiar, Rogues?
Mara Jade's back, and wanting to kill someone named Jacen; she's also a free woman, Vaderkins! She's also got family here.
Well, ones she remembers being family to.
Annnnd the one million Star Wars kids are back! First is Cal, bitching about an Xbox. Poor Leia lost her skateboard, too. Tasha posts later, looking for her mom. AS USUAL, THE STAR WARS PARENTS CANNOT TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. Use condoms, guys.
Han Solo and little Allana are re-united. Hopefully this time someone will actually watch her!
Andrew is super upset about most of the base losing their memories. Join the club!
The little depressed driod Marvin is back. As usual-- bitch moan complain. Gossip Girl is tired of the moaners, people! Let's have something interesting happen! Exploding heads, evil alternate selves, something!
... Rorschach is beating up guards again. Same of the usual. Good look getting the info you want, Rorschach. P.S., I totally had to use four bottles of Febreeze to clean the air later! Take a bath!
Chuck is here, looking for someone named Ned. Many of these posts continue; Eddie looks for Jake, and makes the mistake of commenting on Shego being a schoolteacher. She doesn't take it well.
Kelly is OMG pissed off about there being no place to shop. Blair agrees; hey Queen B, where's S?
Tara is here, and blaming the white man for her problems. Her white(!) best friend Sookie manages to calm her down. WTF?
Yes Inyri, there's drama, and no ones knows who's in charge-- oh wait. Betty Director is, and she has a bunch of lame rules that no one is ever going to follow. Jean Grey (fresh from fighting with her bffl Emma a few posts ago) takes it especially badly, and wants to take a 'vote' over who's in charge. Just to show off her skillz, or maybe to be a bitch, she makes an ice cream store and steals Bet's guards to man it. Lol.
Draco is here, and pissed because his stuff is apparently gone. He runs into Shego, and sorry, your BFF doesn't remember you! Tough, kid, welcome to the new Area 42.
Allana wants her 'tauntaun', and great grandpa Anakin is being a total dick. She even tells him so! A+!
Newcomer Jinx is so amazed over a hundred dollars. That's pocket change. Upper east siders wipe our asses with hundreds. She's looking for her 'friend' Kid Flash-- I saw them having a little date at the ice cream store later. Young love?
James wants to know the girl count. Inyri-- her younger version, at least-- and Jinx blatantly flirt for a while, both promising to meet up with James. I'm pretty sure Jinx ditched James for Kid Flash, and James and Inyri slept together.
And, on a personal high note for Gossip Girl, JIM AND PAM ARE HERE!!! THE ULTIMATE TV COUPLE!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!... After talking on the 'nets, they meet up later for totally adorable hugging and cuddling and we can only assume wild sex. THIS NEW AREA 42 JUST GOT WAY BETTER!
Vader posts looking for his family members, apparently to offer them rulership with him over the base. Doesn't go over to well with anyone, especially Ani Jr.!
Teen Inyri is glad to be here, and has suspicious bruises. Wild sex, or..? Gossip Girl will look into this further.
Oh! Oh, little Draco has a friend now. Remus is very polite and not that upset over being fictional. He has no trouble making friends!
Tycho and Jean Grey use X-Men magic to force Vader to watch Star Wars. Aren't there like, ten movies? I wonder how long that took!
Padme warns everyone about Vader. Little Leia is soooo tired of her dad. Poor kid, welcome to pre-teen angst!
Number Six is here and stating the obvious. Gaius is overjoyed to see his friend. At least he's not bitching anymore!
Snake-- I don't think this is the same one who hides in boxes and likes raping Samus-- runs into Han in the hallways, after screaming about something. Seriously, how many video game and cartoon chars are there? Can we get someone handsome like Brad Pitt (- Angelia)?
Ianto takes being fictional pretty well, but needs a drink, like most of the base. Unfortunately nobody knows where to find the bar! Great job, Bets.
Aaaaaand we have Azula again. This won't end well for anyone, especially the trees and things that can only exist when NOT on fire. Watch your little Nickoledeon cartoon and calm down, girl.
Guys, there is a bar somewhere, because Padme was stumbling home drunk as hell. Maybe she's NOT so okay with the Sith thing. ... Feel like sharing the location of that bar?
Um, I thought I was free of those Digicreatures, but apparently not because one of them just Rickrolled me. BTW, I just lost the game. But hey, apparently Luna Lovegood and Willow are here! Fun for the nerds.
Remus is looking for some kind of Wolf potion. Ani immediately thinks he's going for Padme-- oh, this is gonna be SO much fun. Everytime someone posts-- ARE YOU THREATENING PADME? YOU WILL PAYYY
Hey Ani! I heard Andrew has secret plans to push Padme down stairs. Watch out!
On that note, GG needs to go find a new wardrobe. Maybe B and S would like to join me? : ) It'll be like an Upper East Side reunion.
You know you love me, XOXO
Gossip Girl
When I woke up and I wasn't between satin sheets and twin lacross players, I was annoyed. But then I saw where I was, and remembered the good times-- death threats from Ani, concerts of doom, haggling Princess Leia for thongs. Besides, senior year is a lot of work.. why not play first?
Our first indignantly outraged post is from Anakin Skywalker-- oh, excuse me. Darth Vader's here, and already blaming the Rebels for this! In a moment of true irony, Shego chastises him for talking so much, and the two bicker like children (after she's done talking to Siri in another thread about fucking. sorry Sheeg, Jedi's don't fuck people who chill with Sith lords!). After Shego posts a picture of Vader in a Hello Kitty suit, he declares war; his dealings with Tycho don't go much better. How's Tycho gonna explain the drunken public barsex? Gorgeous!
The children are really the ones who suffer here; like Anakin Jr., who can't fathom why grandpa's in such a sour mood. He's not a good man anymore, sweetie.
And Padme posting! Ani accuses her of being an imposter, but they later meet in the library and have sex right in the juvenile fiction section. Things don't change much, do they? Either Padme loves Ani just that much, or the entire 'evil Sith' thing is no big deal to her.
Aaaaand as if we're not all tired enough of that lame word 'frak'! Gaius posts, and there's a reply by one of his friends.. but honestly, all I saw was 'frak frak lame reference frak'. Get a new vocab, people!
Next, Tycho posts trying to find all of his fellow Star Wars nerds and bring up an army against Vader. This seems to spark an idea with Shego, and she tries to get him to work with her. She only ends up insulting him; they meet on her apartment, and... well, things return to the way they used to be for a bit: Shego riding Ani's dick. Sound familiar, Rogues?
Mara Jade's back, and wanting to kill someone named Jacen; she's also a free woman, Vaderkins! She's also got family here.
Well, ones she remembers being family to.
Annnnd the one million Star Wars kids are back! First is Cal, bitching about an Xbox. Poor Leia lost her skateboard, too. Tasha posts later, looking for her mom. AS USUAL, THE STAR WARS PARENTS CANNOT TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS. Use condoms, guys.
Han Solo and little Allana are re-united. Hopefully this time someone will actually watch her!
Andrew is super upset about most of the base losing their memories. Join the club!
The little depressed driod Marvin is back. As usual-- bitch moan complain. Gossip Girl is tired of the moaners, people! Let's have something interesting happen! Exploding heads, evil alternate selves, something!
... Rorschach is beating up guards again. Same of the usual. Good look getting the info you want, Rorschach. P.S., I totally had to use four bottles of Febreeze to clean the air later! Take a bath!
Chuck is here, looking for someone named Ned. Many of these posts continue; Eddie looks for Jake, and makes the mistake of commenting on Shego being a schoolteacher. She doesn't take it well.
Kelly is OMG pissed off about there being no place to shop. Blair agrees; hey Queen B, where's S?
Tara is here, and blaming the white man for her problems. Her white(!) best friend Sookie manages to calm her down. WTF?
Yes Inyri, there's drama, and no ones knows who's in charge-- oh wait. Betty Director is, and she has a bunch of lame rules that no one is ever going to follow. Jean Grey (fresh from fighting with her bffl Emma a few posts ago) takes it especially badly, and wants to take a 'vote' over who's in charge. Just to show off her skillz, or maybe to be a bitch, she makes an ice cream store and steals Bet's guards to man it. Lol.
Draco is here, and pissed because his stuff is apparently gone. He runs into Shego, and sorry, your BFF doesn't remember you! Tough, kid, welcome to the new Area 42.
Allana wants her 'tauntaun', and great grandpa Anakin is being a total dick. She even tells him so! A+!
Newcomer Jinx is so amazed over a hundred dollars. That's pocket change. Upper east siders wipe our asses with hundreds. She's looking for her 'friend' Kid Flash-- I saw them having a little date at the ice cream store later. Young love?
James wants to know the girl count. Inyri-- her younger version, at least-- and Jinx blatantly flirt for a while, both promising to meet up with James. I'm pretty sure Jinx ditched James for Kid Flash, and James and Inyri slept together.
And, on a personal high note for Gossip Girl, JIM AND PAM ARE HERE!!! THE ULTIMATE TV COUPLE!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!... After talking on the 'nets, they meet up later for totally adorable hugging and cuddling and we can only assume wild sex. THIS NEW AREA 42 JUST GOT WAY BETTER!
Vader posts looking for his family members, apparently to offer them rulership with him over the base. Doesn't go over to well with anyone, especially Ani Jr.!
Teen Inyri is glad to be here, and has suspicious bruises. Wild sex, or..? Gossip Girl will look into this further.
Oh! Oh, little Draco has a friend now. Remus is very polite and not that upset over being fictional. He has no trouble making friends!
Tycho and Jean Grey use X-Men magic to force Vader to watch Star Wars. Aren't there like, ten movies? I wonder how long that took!
Padme warns everyone about Vader. Little Leia is soooo tired of her dad. Poor kid, welcome to pre-teen angst!
Number Six is here and stating the obvious. Gaius is overjoyed to see his friend. At least he's not bitching anymore!
Snake-- I don't think this is the same one who hides in boxes and likes raping Samus-- runs into Han in the hallways, after screaming about something. Seriously, how many video game and cartoon chars are there? Can we get someone handsome like Brad Pitt (- Angelia)?
Ianto takes being fictional pretty well, but needs a drink, like most of the base. Unfortunately nobody knows where to find the bar! Great job, Bets.
Aaaaaand we have Azula again. This won't end well for anyone, especially the trees and things that can only exist when NOT on fire. Watch your little Nickoledeon cartoon and calm down, girl.
Guys, there is a bar somewhere, because Padme was stumbling home drunk as hell. Maybe she's NOT so okay with the Sith thing. ... Feel like sharing the location of that bar?
Um, I thought I was free of those Digicreatures, but apparently not because one of them just Rickrolled me. BTW, I just lost the game. But hey, apparently Luna Lovegood and Willow are here! Fun for the nerds.
Remus is looking for some kind of Wolf potion. Ani immediately thinks he's going for Padme-- oh, this is gonna be SO much fun. Everytime someone posts-- ARE YOU THREATENING PADME? YOU WILL PAYYY
Hey Ani! I heard Andrew has secret plans to push Padme down stairs. Watch out!
On that note, GG needs to go find a new wardrobe. Maybe B and S would like to join me? : ) It'll be like an Upper East Side reunion.
You know you love me, XOXO
Gossip Girl