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[velvety_smooth]

TO YOUNG SAM, NOT ENCRYPTED

Hey. Kid. Want a job?

Comments

[less_than_weird]

Doing what?

[velvety_smooth]

Selling pointy things and things that go boom. Maybe some sweeping. Me and you- other you- are setting up a little self-defense business so folks don't get eaten as much around here. Interested?

[less_than_weird]

Yeah sure, I'll help you guys out. Might as well do something to be useful around here.

[velvety_smooth]

That's the idea! And you'll be able to, like, buy nice things for your girlfriend too. Yeah. That'll be great.

[less_than_weird]

So you know about that, then? Ah.

Is this you trying to keep a look out on me, to make sure I stay out of trouble?

[velvety_smooth]

Well... yeah, yeah, you got me. That and me getting myself out of cleaning duty. Multitasking is one of the skills you learn, running a business.

[less_than_weird]

No way man. I'll stock your shelves and whatever the hell else you want, but I refuse to be the one you shove all of the cleaning jobs on. You did that enough back there -- I mean, the other you did.

And I'm perfectly capable of staying out of trouble, thank you very much. Like I said though, I will accept the job.

[velvety_smooth]

Fair enough, man, fair enough. See you there.

We'll see who ends up doing the mopping. Oh yeah, we'll see all right.