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Aug 15, 2008 21:42

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dr. hannibal lecter, holy shit vampires, allison cameron

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 04:54:38 UTC
If 'spark' means 'he is absolutely terrified of me for very good reasons', than you're right.

And my surname is spelled Lecter, thank you so much.

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kelkapour August 16 2008, 04:58:18 UTC
I don't care how your last name is spelled, you ate my boyfriend's face.

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 05:00:40 UTC
Ex-boyfriend now, am I right?

And I must say, he tasted excellent.

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kelkapour August 16 2008, 05:01:37 UTC
I know very well how he tastes, TYVM.

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 05:08:14 UTC
Because I'm a psychiatrist and you need counseling?

Not in the same way, my dear Kelly.

Mmm, yes. Your cheeks were nice and lean. When your eye popped I drank the fluid that came out, remember?

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kelkapour August 16 2008, 05:10:24 UTC
He doesn't need counseling, and most of all, he doesn't need it from you . Yeah, I get it, you've been declawed so now you, like, want to gross everyone out like a little boy showing worms to the girls on the playground. Well, try harder. You're not doing anything to me.

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 05:15:42 UTC
I have to keep myself amused somehow, don't I?

And trust me, I could tell you much worse things if I wanted to. I simply don't want to give you a nervous breakdown.

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kelkapour August 16 2008, 05:16:33 UTC
What, about your sister? Shock value's worn off.

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 05:24:03 UTC
About my . . . hobby.

Have you ever seen the Wound Man diagram? I did that once, simply because it amused me. I hosted several dinner parties where the main course was human flesh. I made someone cut his own face off, then broke his neck.

And I enjoyed it.

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kelkapour August 16 2008, 05:25:02 UTC
Yawn. We get it. You're so terrible, you kill and eat people...yeah, we know.

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 05:29:41 UTC
Jaded, aren't you?

Or at least you're trying to be.

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kelkapour August 16 2008, 05:31:00 UTC
Oh, you're not even trying anymore. That's good to know.

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lecter_md_phd August 16 2008, 05:39:05 UTC
You're just a scared little girl trying to sound brave.

Come to the cellblock and say all these things; see how bold you are when I have my eyes on you.

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