My mom says I can't see you, talk to you, email you, or do anything in which involves you, because you are an evil murderer and I will get raped and shot, but not necessarily in that order.
They're like, planning an intervention. All of these people from my life that know soooo much more about me than I do, and just want me to be safe and la la la, poor baby buffy.
Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry. Didn't know it was that bad. D'you want to come over to my place for a bit? I can make some popcorn, and we can watch reruns of... well, pretty much any show ever.
Or we can just talk. I'm here for you, love. Whatever you need.
You don't have to kick him out just for me. As a matter of fact, I am very interested in meeting the mythic Jack Harkness. I mean, I don't have to meet him if you don't want me to, but don't go out of your way, or anything.
And SERIOUSLY, either way, you are dishing details to me about this. Well, not all details. But, seriously? Jack?
Oh, don't worry, love. Not interrupting. We were just taking a... well needed break.
Probably better if he's not here when you are, though. Just 'cause I'm not sure I'd be able to keep my hands off of that sexy piece of ass for much longer, and you really wouldn't want to be around for that.
What specifically's getting to you then?
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They're like, planning an intervention. All of these people from my life that know soooo much more about me than I do, and just want me to be safe and la la la, poor baby buffy.
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But you know, they really are just trying to help. Your mum loves you. Doesn't want to see you hurt anymore than I do...
Oh sod it all, it's bloody ridiculous. What do you want to do, then?
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I just want it all to stop. The pressure, and the destiny, and... [sob] I can't do this, I just can't. I can't be who they want me to be.
My mom just kept shouting so I left. I just found some empty room to email you from, because I didn't know who else to talk to.
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Or we can just talk. I'm here for you, love. Whatever you need.
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And I'm sorry I have to say this, but if you turn out to just be pretending to be nice, now is the time to drop the act before serious injury occurs.
But I trust you.
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But I promise you, I just want to help.
So that's a yes then? You're on your way? Just give me a minute to kick Jack out tidy the place up a bit.
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You don't have to kick him out just for me. As a matter of fact, I am very interested in meeting the mythic Jack Harkness. I mean, I don't have to meet him if you don't want me to, but don't go out of your way, or anything.
And SERIOUSLY, either way, you are dishing details to me about this. Well, not all details. But, seriously? Jack?
Wow, talk about timing, right?
Wait, I'm not like, interrupting anything, am I?
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Probably better if he's not here when you are, though. Just 'cause I'm not sure I'd be able to keep my hands off of that sexy piece of ass for much longer, and you really wouldn't want to be around for that.
Trust me.
But details I can deliver. See you soon?
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See you soon.
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