Another new day at Area 42, another new batch of gossip. You guys keep a girl busy, you know that?
Hey, I got a good one for you to start off with. Anna posts, having heard Shego talk to Anakin about having sex with Kim. She does the right thing by making a public post! Anna and Guru argue over who's had more sex and who is better at it: Anakin or Shego. The two get involved themselves and break out into their own fight over it, spawning Shego's next post of a poll. Everyone responds with "uhhh IDK", and Shego and Anakin continue to bicker.
Kim finds the post and points out Anna is grounded. Anna says she decided she wasn't, and that Kim wouldn't do anything because she'd be too busy having sex with Shego. Wrong move.
Mara and Luke go over to help Anakin find his pieces and not die. Isn't that sweet? I guess Mara really is Anakin's daughter now! On another note, I saw Anna streak by naked screaming "SEX" at the top of her lungs.
That's some good parenting right there.
Wes asks what everyone did while he looked after the kids. He threatens to feed Natasha a shitton of ice cream and then return her to Shalla, and Shalla is pissed and threatens Wes. One word, Shalla- YOUTUBE. But she handles it by posting that Wes didn't get laid for five months and she has photos of him naked covered in ewok food that she will use if he feeds her daughter ice cream. Shego is put on Wes's 'list' by pointing out his disease.
Ooooh, saw Azula and Sokka getting veeeery close at the pool. Was that blushing I saw, and use of the word 'hot'? GG has her eyes on this sitch.
Kim posts that Anna is totally grounded, and if you see her? Let Kim know. Shego posts a few hours later saying if you see Anna, just let her go BUT DON'T TELL KIM. Ooooh, parenting differences already?
Inyri invites Cal to do her dad's favourite activity without him, and invites Shalla, Natasha, Hobbie, and Arik. Cal suggests a festival, and Inyri agrees. Vengeful much?
Seras seen talking with Dean on the Holodeck. At least that guy is getting out of his room; he's been in a funk since Sam died. Don't get eaten like Buffy did!
Hey, another Supernatural character! Sup, Jo? ... Is it wrong that I thought the outfit your actress is wearing is kind of cute? I mean, it makes your boobs look great. Hancock is right in saying you look good and I guess he can fuck you, as long as I'm the woman in his heart~ And Irene, I'm shocked. I'm not that bad, right?
Looks like Shego is cracking from the pressure! McNinja isn't surprised, because of the thirty kids and Digimon she has. I'm not either! Let's just hope this time the base survives it.
Inyri visited Andy & Kamilla, but she didn't look happy about it. I don't think it was her idea, either. I don't know who I feel more sorry for in that situation- the mom or the twins!
Eddie's back, to Jake & Oy's happiness. He asked if he missed some shit, and yeah, he did.
Apparently some people on the base are either retarded or still high, because Daisuke expresses his interest in school with a rather..
provacative picture of Shego. Shego's pissed, Ken's pissed, Anakin suggests fleeing, and the four year old and gay guy don't really help. Irene thinks it's hot, and Adam decides it's a good time to point out Shego being a lesbian. We know, but damn. IAWTC, Irene!
Daisuke later posts saying his hard drive got wiped and his soccer ball melted to the ceiling, and no one is surprised. GG is surprised it hasn't happened to Takato yet, because he apparently did some GIS'ing and found more
pictures of Shego. You guys are testing this 'reformed' thing, aren't you? But hey, Ben decides to give school a chance. Which probably fueled Kim's later entry of "if you go to school to ogle my girlfriend, you die' post. Lol. Sorry Shego, you can't destroy the internet like you wanted!
One more left, and then I need to get back to compiling all of my old tips about B & S. I'm sure they'll love it!
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Gossip Girl xoxo