What's up? Everyone should be partying right now- or in my case, doing my job. If you're asleep, you're missing out! Let's continue.
So, I saw Cameron go home to Spike crying. Alternately, Buffy went home to Angel- who I saw stalk out in a rage a few moments later. Shit, Cam, look out!
Future Sam alerts everyone regular Sam is dead, and that the Shifter did it and has his face. Can someone kill him and be done with this?
... GOB was dumb enough to use that cream Cameron gave him, and apparently it made his penis raw. Everyone laughs at his expense, and Hawkeye tells him his penis? Yeah, it needs to come off. LoL! Cameron responds, and GOB hits on him again. Some people deserve to die, honestly!
Kim posts telling everyone Joker is dead. Anna is pissed, and later runs away; she meets a lonely Gomamon in the park before Anakin yanks her ass up. Harley replies and oh shit she is pissed off! She threatens everyone Kim loves, and Kim threatens to kill HER too. It's a nasty spiral!
Shego has a funeral. Not much I feel like saying about this.
Draco closes the rift, solving all of our problems; but he pays the price with his life. He comes back, don't worry! Unfortunately the scary Stra Wras kids don't disappear.. but let's have a little comic relief.
It comes in the form of Siri, some girl from Star Wars who enjoys showing her tits. The Jedi lose it, and it's the best thing I've ever read. My fave?
ARE THESE MY UNDERWEARS
I FOUND THEM ON THE FLOOR
SAVED. Also Anakin gets into a bitchfight with Mara, and there's definitely some emo-ing involved. No, sweetie, he is not going to any counseling sessions. She posts later calling him an idiot, and a certain green-skinned plasma bitch returns to defend her bffl. Oh, and she also starts a huge thing between Anakin, Mara, and Luke over if Luke and Mara are using protection. SCORE SHEGO!
Rose and the Doctor reunite at the TARDIS or whatever it's called. Guess they're happy Sarah got rescued?
So, I mentioned Shego's back, right? I saw her at the park. She talked to Azula and Draco, and had a lovely reunion with her best friend and girlfriend (and her kid). Nice, right? Within the first ten minutes of being alive she set a tree on fire and almost her best friend in the process. Classic Shego. She posts later, and cute little Allana is thrilled, as well as Jake and her closer friends.
Anna tries to break Allana out of jail the clinic, and Anakin shits a golden brick. Anna also manages to flip Cameron out by telling her that she has a soul in the future. Is Anna ever not grounded? Poor Allana, though, trapped in that hospital. At least she has internet!
Chika runs into an alive and screaming Ikuto. He's totally freaked over the way he died, and I would be, too. But the two cute kids seem to be okay when they're together. I heard in the future they get married?
Remember that class Shego talked about teaching about thirty million years ago? Well, apparently now she's serious about it. And it won't be a class, it'll be a school! Here are the confirmed kids:
Anna Possible-Go
Ikuto Noguchi
Daisuke Motomiya
Taichi Yagami
Ken Ichijouji
Anakin Solo
Allana Djo
Chika Daimon
Samantha Go
Andy Forge
Kamilla Thyne
Ben Skywalker
Azula
Zuko
Sokka
Tasha Nelprin
Leia Organa
Jake & Oy
Jacen Solo
Ray Macartney
There are a few adults taking classes as well, I believe. She holds a forced (for Anakin) teacher's meeting with the promises of food, and apparently it went well, because we're all still here. For the list of classes, Shego posts that later, and here's the sheet:
Principal: Susan Sto Helit
General studies (elementary, middle school, high school, college levels)- Shego
Psychology- Shego
Digimon- Ikuto Noguchi
Digimon Daycare- Takato Matsuda
First Aid- Simon Tam
Sex Ed- Hawkeye
The Force- Qui-Gon
Mechanics- Anakin Skywalker
Science/Biology- Mohinder Suresh
Mythology- Andrew Wells
Philosophy- Andy Gallagher
P.E.- Kyle Katarn
Magic- Draco Malfoy
Fighting/Self Defense- Mara Jade
Hand-to-hand combat- Shalla Nelprin
Shego's pretty adamant about this. I guess it's important to her. Sex ed and first aid are required for all kids, and everyone shits a brick as the base decides a three hour sex ed seminar is required for everyone.
Ready for a break?
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl xoxo