Jul 12, 2008 02:26
What's good! Gossip Girl here, your view into the scandalous lives of the prisoners of Area 42. As usual, I've got the good shit.
It's weird to see someone who doesn't know about TV. Okay, scratch that; you've NEVER met someone who doesn't know about TV! But this is Area 42, the world between worlds.. and Zuko is shocked to find out he's a TV show, and his sister Azula and friend Sokka follow in indignant anger. Gasp! You're fictional! SOMEone didn't pay attention to the intro.
Vader has a weird thing for Zuko; apparently he wants the kid as his apprentice. Anna doesn't like this, and Kim catches her daughter using a bad word; BUSTED! Don't pull the Oprah card, kid. On Anna, she tells Zuko how awesome he is, and how the hell is he not busting her ass on crushing on him? Oh, well, that's nice. I guess. What's with Sokka and his weird thing for getting high on cactus juice?
Qui-Gon was mediating, and then talking to himself. Should I attribute this to the ghost of Shego? Wish I could have heard that one, but he seemed to be trying to comfort her. If her ghost is here then she can't move on, so it's logical. Saw Draco talking to SOMEONE as well. He is PISSED over those Harry Potter books! Gossip Girl wouldn't know, as she's not a huge nerd who reads those things.
Mara 'doesn't know how she feels about [this place] anymore' and 'needs a drink'. My guess? Something to do with her bastard child.
I saw both Anna and Anakin (separately) go to Toby's for grief counseling. Kelly took Anna home, and she lied about why she left to Kim. She apparently 'didn't want her mommy to know she's sad'. ... That's sweet? Kids are liars. Gossip Girl is not having any of that.
Sam says that the future versions of himself and his brother are these weird creatures called Shifters, and to look out. He says kill Future Sam ASAP. This is confusing; how many of you guys are there?
Saw Shalla and Inyri hanging out. Are those two still fucking? Either way, they both have kids now. Nice.
Azula posts asking to talk to Zuko as soon as possible, and she also asks about Shego. Zuko is confused; Kim tells Azula about Shego; and Anna asks where the hell Azula heard about her mom in the first place. She mentions that she talked to Shego's ghost. Shortly after, Sokka posts asking if there are ghosts on the base. Scared much? I did see Azula go to Zuko's later, though, so I think they worked things out. Isn't that sweet?!
Kirk (how is he still alive) catches Vimes lurking around HQ. Vimes mentions being some kind of policeman, and Kirk jumps on having someone else around to help out.
Mac visits Caroline at the clinic, and tells her about their bastard kid. Guess it's not just Stra Wras people!
Did you guys see Dean at the costume shop? Isn't it a little early for Halloween? And why does a military base have a damn costume shop in the first place? Stupid.
So, I guess after talking to Azula, Anna waited at the park for Shego's ghost all day. That's.. sad. Azula herself shows up and catches fireflies with Anna for a while. Is Azula being nice? Someone alert the press!
Are the tenth Doctor and Brigadier gonna spring Sarah? Good luck beating the Dalek.. but they're trying.
Future Sam is worried about past Sam and posts asking if he is alright. Past Sam is suspiciously adamant about future Sam not checking up on him, but says he's fine. Okaaaay, weirdo.
Future Sam, present Dean, and did I see Irene? seen heading towards past Sam's. Is somebody gonna get fucked up? I think so.
Andrew & Gomamon seen training in the park. Andrew's serious about helping out! Anna & Impmon join the two for a talk and possibly friendly training. They both need it.
'JK_987' saw Blair running full speed (holding one heel) towards Serena's room. Are the two reuniting to hole up together? Cute, B. Send pix!
Saw the Jedi heading to fuck Vader's shit up. Let's see how it goes.
Also saw Faith going to see Hancock.. for a 'friendly drink'. Is that bitch stealing my man? Oh, hell no!
And with that, I'm finally caught up. Time for some delicious sleep.. Gossip Girl DOES sleep, you know! Well, you do now. Much love!
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