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Alright, guys! A couple cans of Crunk Juice and I'm on it! There are only three things certain in life: death, taxes, and Gossip Girl!
Scene: A fucked up House with a bird-watching book showing up at Cuddy's- "Wilson's dead". I wish I could see the rest of this conversation, but sadly, they went inside. What is it with you guys and doors, anyways?
Mara was seen getting coffee at HQ. Faith unloads her problems (did I miss something?) onto Mara, and then Mara has some precious time with her BF Luke.
...Did I just see Future Marvin take out regular Marvin? Well, shit. At least we don't have to hear him bitching anymore about never listening. What was it he always used to say? Oh well.
Remember me talking about Anakin going to see Kim and Anna? Well, he got some useful info from Anna. Turns out it was The Joker who killed Shego. Anakin says if you bring him Joker's head, he'll give you some kind of reward. Joker INSISTS it was assisted suicide. Kim says that the Joker is HERS GUYS back off. This is getting interesting!
So Anakin and Teal'c are making an attack on TSO! Or, they did, I should say. Teal'c wants some kind of weird revenge and Anakin went to get Shego's body. Anderson made an appearance as well, but I think he just wanted some backup while he beat ass (or tried to, I didn't go in!). Pip offered a hand- er, gun- and..
THE SUPREME ONE IS DEAD! WAY TO GO, GUYS!
Or so I hear, because Gossip Girl did not see a body. Vader looked pissed, though- but he got over it when he declared himself the new leader of A42. GREAT. That went well.
Out of the kindness of my heart, GG has made this image for you guys. It's to boost morale:
You're welcome!
Moving on... Colonel says we're too silly and STFU. Murderface returns with, basically, suck a dick. For once, Gossip Girl agrees.
Drakken says that Shego was his family, and he'll help out with the war. He also has some upgrades for Anakin- about time!
Susan tells everyone to stop being bitches and dying so she and Death can leave. Not gonna happen! You're stuck here, so stop whining. (Gossip Girl fears nothing)
Who is Lina? She's like, messing stuff up. She almost beats up Vimes.. second thought? I like her, because later Vimes posts, and it's practically unreadable.
Tai says not to count out the Digikids, and that they want to fight too. But he speaks for everyone too soon- Izzy and Ken say hell no. Daisuke, Ikuto, and Samantha (Anakin says HELL NO) are in; but Wedge and Pip tell them to leave the fighting to the grown ups. Great way to lose the GIANT MONSTERS THAT COULD HELP OUT, losers!
A sad looking Laura talks with Leoben. Isn't she president or something? Where's she been?
Speaking of Death and Susan, I saw them talking in the library. They drink tea, and I heard something about closing a rift. Whew! No more creepy Stra Wras kids. Thank god.
Allana falls down a flight of stairs; sources saw Anakin and Cameron (seriously? the vampire?) rushing her to the clinic (CAMERON? SERIOUSLY?). She gets stitches, and is in a coma. No one knows what happened..
Uh, I saw Draco talking to himself. And trying to hit air, and bleeding, and going to Kim's apartment. Wat.
Drakken and Anakin met up in some weird tool shed, but Anakin wasn't there long before he went to go help Allana. But he got his arm reattached!
The Stra Wras characters visit Allana, and I think I saw Cameron read her chart and then stalk out (THE EVIL VAMPIRE WHO HAS NO SOUL WHO IS EVIL WHAT?). Anakin and Han argue over her, as usual. Shit, guys, she's in a coma! Can you knock it off?
... Speaking of Cameron, I saw her and Spike 'dancing'. Actually, it was more of, she popped E and then they basically had sex on the dancefloor. And then killed a few people. This.. Gossip Girl is confused by Cameron. What's up with that bitch?
Ugh, that Vimes guy is asking more questions with his non-spelling of shit. More questions about A42. Gossip Girl should make a manual for you guys! No one can seem to get it. TRAPPED. WE ARE TRAPPED. ONE ENTRANCE NO EXIT. SERIOUSLY.
Alright, let's break this shit up. Yours truly is on the job!
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl xoxo
Scene: A fucked up House with a bird-watching book showing up at Cuddy's- "Wilson's dead". I wish I could see the rest of this conversation, but sadly, they went inside. What is it with you guys and doors, anyways?
Mara was seen getting coffee at HQ. Faith unloads her problems (did I miss something?) onto Mara, and then Mara has some precious time with her BF Luke.
...Did I just see Future Marvin take out regular Marvin? Well, shit. At least we don't have to hear him bitching anymore about never listening. What was it he always used to say? Oh well.
Remember me talking about Anakin going to see Kim and Anna? Well, he got some useful info from Anna. Turns out it was The Joker who killed Shego. Anakin says if you bring him Joker's head, he'll give you some kind of reward. Joker INSISTS it was assisted suicide. Kim says that the Joker is HERS GUYS back off. This is getting interesting!
So Anakin and Teal'c are making an attack on TSO! Or, they did, I should say. Teal'c wants some kind of weird revenge and Anakin went to get Shego's body. Anderson made an appearance as well, but I think he just wanted some backup while he beat ass (or tried to, I didn't go in!). Pip offered a hand- er, gun- and..
THE SUPREME ONE IS DEAD! WAY TO GO, GUYS!
Or so I hear, because Gossip Girl did not see a body. Vader looked pissed, though- but he got over it when he declared himself the new leader of A42. GREAT. That went well.
Out of the kindness of my heart, GG has made this image for you guys. It's to boost morale:
You're welcome!
Moving on... Colonel says we're too silly and STFU. Murderface returns with, basically, suck a dick. For once, Gossip Girl agrees.
Drakken says that Shego was his family, and he'll help out with the war. He also has some upgrades for Anakin- about time!
Susan tells everyone to stop being bitches and dying so she and Death can leave. Not gonna happen! You're stuck here, so stop whining. (Gossip Girl fears nothing)
Who is Lina? She's like, messing stuff up. She almost beats up Vimes.. second thought? I like her, because later Vimes posts, and it's practically unreadable.
Tai says not to count out the Digikids, and that they want to fight too. But he speaks for everyone too soon- Izzy and Ken say hell no. Daisuke, Ikuto, and Samantha (Anakin says HELL NO) are in; but Wedge and Pip tell them to leave the fighting to the grown ups. Great way to lose the GIANT MONSTERS THAT COULD HELP OUT, losers!
A sad looking Laura talks with Leoben. Isn't she president or something? Where's she been?
Speaking of Death and Susan, I saw them talking in the library. They drink tea, and I heard something about closing a rift. Whew! No more creepy Stra Wras kids. Thank god.
Allana falls down a flight of stairs; sources saw Anakin and Cameron (seriously? the vampire?) rushing her to the clinic (CAMERON? SERIOUSLY?). She gets stitches, and is in a coma. No one knows what happened..
Uh, I saw Draco talking to himself. And trying to hit air, and bleeding, and going to Kim's apartment. Wat.
Drakken and Anakin met up in some weird tool shed, but Anakin wasn't there long before he went to go help Allana. But he got his arm reattached!
The Stra Wras characters visit Allana, and I think I saw Cameron read her chart and then stalk out (THE EVIL VAMPIRE WHO HAS NO SOUL WHO IS EVIL WHAT?). Anakin and Han argue over her, as usual. Shit, guys, she's in a coma! Can you knock it off?
... Speaking of Cameron, I saw her and Spike 'dancing'. Actually, it was more of, she popped E and then they basically had sex on the dancefloor. And then killed a few people. This.. Gossip Girl is confused by Cameron. What's up with that bitch?
Ugh, that Vimes guy is asking more questions with his non-spelling of shit. More questions about A42. Gossip Girl should make a manual for you guys! No one can seem to get it. TRAPPED. WE ARE TRAPPED. ONE ENTRANCE NO EXIT. SERIOUSLY.
Alright, let's break this shit up. Yours truly is on the job!
You know you love me,
Gossip Girl xoxo