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Jun 30, 2008 11:37

Who: Indiana Jones (open!)
What: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Where: Da Base

Ok, this wasn't strange. It wasn't strange at all. He was only on some sort of military base, being told by strange people in strange uniforms that he was fictional. This had to be some sort of Nazi psychological warfare. Had to be. Still, he'd managed to punch out the guards ( Read more... )

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12inchblaster June 30 2008, 19:53:53 UTC

HAN SOLO SAW INDIANA JONES, FROZE, AND COLLAPSED AS HIS LEGS PROMPTLY TURNED INTO JELLY

raidingurarkz June 30 2008, 19:56:49 UTC

FOR HIS PART, INDIANA JONES SAW HAN SOLO AND FOLLOWED SUIT.

12inchblaster June 30 2008, 20:01:00 UTC

HAN SOLO DECIDED THIS TO STAND UP BEFORE HIS DOPPLEGANGER COULD DRAG HIM BACK INTO THE MIRROR WORLD. (HAN WAS SMART AND READ WIKIPEDIA A LOT.)

"Who the... who the kriff do you think you are?? Another one of them hero-worshipping freaks, is that it?" He rubbed his chin. "Never saw one of you sickos get that good of a face-reconstruction job."

raidingurarkz June 30 2008, 20:23:12 UTC

Indiana staggered to his feet, staring in shock. "I don't know who the hell you are or why you have my face, but I'm not you. I'm Indiana Jones."

12inchblaster June 30 2008, 20:24:32 UTC

Han Solo stared back.

"Indiana Jones? What a dumb name."

raidingurarkz June 30 2008, 20:25:36 UTC

"Hey! Watch it, buddy!"

He glared.

"What's your name, anyway?"

12inchblaster June 30 2008, 23:43:30 UTC

Han raised an eyebrow. This was frustrating him. Of all the kriffing... NO ONE ELSE on base had a doppleganger. Except Cameron, and she definitely deserved it. But hers was cartoon. Han's looked just like him. THE UNIVERSE VS HAN SOLO >:(

"I'm Han Solo. You're not from Corellia, are you?"

raidingurarkz July 1 2008, 00:22:18 UTC

"Yeah, because Han Solo is a much better name." Indy groaned and rubbed a hand over his eyes. "I can't believe this is happening..."

He looked up, "And no, I'm not from Corellia. I'm from Connecticut."

12inchblaster July 1 2008, 02:35:04 UTC

Han grinned. "Yeah, it is! Thanks."

yubyubcommander June 30 2008, 20:01:19 UTC

Wedge rushed over! The old man has collapsed!

"Han, are you okay?!"

12inchblaster June 30 2008, 20:04:42 UTC

Han was still a little shaky.

"Yeah... yeah, I'm all right." He gave Wedge a look that said, I'm hotter, right, buddy?

yubyubcommander June 30 2008, 20:06:24 UTC

Wedge gave Han a look that said I like women.

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