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WHO: Teal'c and Dean
WHERE: The garage. Dean's 'office' (aka the Impala).
WHAT: VENGEANCE
"This conversation never took place."
Dean rolled his eyes at Teak's dramatics. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Look, let's just cut through it, all right? The green chick and Darth Bleach burned you good, and you need to square things. I can understand that. You didn't get the whole prank war education on Uranus or wherever-"
"Chulak."
"Or wherever, and you don't want to add to your pal O'Neill's gray hairs. I get that- I'll bet the guy could give you a few pointers, he's pretty cool for a General, but I agree, he's got enough to deal with running this place. So. Instead, you've come to the master." Dean leaned back in the car seat and smirked. "And the master, my friend, is going to help you out. But it'll cost you."
"I presume you do not speak of money," Teal'c said.
"Damn straight. I'm talking unlimited access to your alien toys- that staff thing you used on the zombies and any other ray guns or probecorders you got laying around. Just let me try out the vaporizer gun or whatever and we'll be square. Deal?"
He cocked his head for a moment, then nodded. "Indeed."
Dean grinned malevolently. "Okay then. Here's what we're gonna do. We wait for laundry day..."
WHERE: The garage. Dean's 'office' (aka the Impala).
WHAT: VENGEANCE
"This conversation never took place."
Dean rolled his eyes at Teak's dramatics. "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Look, let's just cut through it, all right? The green chick and Darth Bleach burned you good, and you need to square things. I can understand that. You didn't get the whole prank war education on Uranus or wherever-"
"Chulak."
"Or wherever, and you don't want to add to your pal O'Neill's gray hairs. I get that- I'll bet the guy could give you a few pointers, he's pretty cool for a General, but I agree, he's got enough to deal with running this place. So. Instead, you've come to the master." Dean leaned back in the car seat and smirked. "And the master, my friend, is going to help you out. But it'll cost you."
"I presume you do not speak of money," Teal'c said.
"Damn straight. I'm talking unlimited access to your alien toys- that staff thing you used on the zombies and any other ray guns or probecorders you got laying around. Just let me try out the vaporizer gun or whatever and we'll be square. Deal?"
He cocked his head for a moment, then nodded. "Indeed."
Dean grinned malevolently. "Okay then. Here's what we're gonna do. We wait for laundry day..."