The Office

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"i never smile if i can help it.
Showing ones teeth is a submission sign in primates.
When someone smiles at me all i see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

"cage match? yeah, they work. how could they not work?
if they didnt work everyone would still be in the cage"

Yes, i bought this shirt today!!!!!!!!
Woooooooo




I love pirates