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I decided to make a proper picscam, yey!
So basically some mean guy has taken up Kahlan's leadership in her hometown. But wait! Some old wizard had an amulet to find her anywhere in the world!
...And then he dies. Well, this plan is going well. I cant possible see how it would fail.
Richard: Someone you know?
Kahlan: *Shrugs* I know alot of people. Im popular.
Look how Cara is stood, it's amazing. And look at how pretty Kahlan is<3
Cara has the best facial expressions. Ever.
Kahlan: I wish i didn't have to go.
You never know Richard, she could just be talking to Cara.
PRETTYPRETTYPTRETTYPTRETTPTPEOEPPD;GKM BS;JIO
This is an awesome team!shot.
Kahlan: OMFG IM STILL HERE?
Richard: Hey, look at that strangely shaped tree stump...
OH TAB. WHY SO PRETTY?
meanwhile, Kahlan has been transported to the set of west side story too.
"It's alarming how charming i feel, and pretty, oh so pretty,
That i hardly can believe im real!..."
And Fyren, the biggest douche in the history of douchebaggery, straight away clocks Kahlan's chest.
She looks SO badass in the second shot. AND OMG HER HOOD
"You can get out of my chair."
HELL YES. THE BAMC IS BACK!!!
Kahlan: The (badass) Mother confessor has returned. You all answer to me, because im hot. I'll sort this douchebag out, and if any of you dare question my hotness, my hair will kill you.
Richard: Im the seeker of truth!
beard man: Well I didnt vote for you.
Richard: You dont vote for seekers...
Cara: I asked our friends if we could borrow their horses...they didnt object.
Um...would anyone?
*GASM*
Then they tell Cara there off for a 'walk'. Oh, i think she knows exactly where there going.
Kahlan: Richard! It's impertive that i lose my virginity now!...If you want to.
Ofcourse he wants to. He's got eyes hasn't he?
Fyren: I'll please you in ways you could never imagine.
Kahlan: I doubt that, but you can try.
LMAOROFLCOPTER.
AND THEN EVERYONE HAS SEX
LOTS loves a woman on top ;)
Richard: The suns coming up
Kahlan: Are you sure? I think it's the moon.
Yes. And i think this is a rip off from the after sex scene in Romeo and Juliet.
*DIES*
Mental!Kahlan is mental.
Kahlan: Get your hands of the woman i love! I mean...Cara...i mean...uh...
Richard: We found another weird looking tree stump!
THE MOST EPIC EYEROLL IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER.
Before Kahlan can run round the woods crying and wailing like Kate Bush, Richard catches up with her and tells her she's the one he loves. Even if she is acting like a complete mental. Aw.
Kahlan: I feel like im taking crazy pills!
Richard: Your being a bitch, you know, by sleeping with people and killing my grandad. Your being...your being like...A MALE CONFESSOR! AHA! BURN!
Kahlan: Is my sex in question Rrichard?
Richard: *Smugly* Not after what we got upto in the woods, no.
Then the two Kahlans meet, and im getting really weird shippy vibes.
Kahlan: You me and Cara can go live in a cave and have sex forever and ever!
Richard: What?
Cara: You know, i could live with that.
Then epic fighting ensues, and Cara kicks ass.
THEN KAHLAN FRAKKIN CONFESSES HERSELF!
And millions of fangirls' dreams come true.
Also, look where Kahlan's hand is on the second cap. Anyone else finding that a little suggestive?
Zedd puts them back together to make one doubly awesome mother confessor.
Aw, this.
This scene is so cute. He totally loves her so much. It's quite sad she didnt get to remember the sex!times though.
And they all ride of into the sunset and live happily ever after.
Until next week.
~Got the caps myself, but feel free to use them
~Nothing was meant to offend, all written with love
~Thanks to Zoolander and Monthy python who both got a reference
~Thanks to you if you read, and thanks if you comment<3