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I have a fucking identity badge. I can walk into the Stats Can office without being given the third degree. I can walk into peoples' homes and tell them if they don't do what I say, they can be prosecuted, I am the government, your personal big brother, the census is not optional BIOTCH. It's been 2 days and I'm already drunk off the power!!! My job is to walk around in the sunshine and ask mostly cantankerous old people (I have all the expensive apartment buildings facing the river which only old people/ uber rich students can afford) questions! I love old people. They are either the nicest most wonderful people, or annoying and senile and not giving a shit about what they say.
*************BEST MOMENT OF CENSUS JOB SO FAR*******************************
Me: Are you a farm operator that produces at least one agricultural product?
Bitching Old Lady: I have a vegetable garden out on the balcony. Does that count?
*************BEST MOMENT OF CENSUS JOB SO FAR*******************************
Me: Are you a farm operator that produces at least one agricultural product?
Bitching Old Lady: I have a vegetable garden out on the balcony. Does that count?