an adlib i found on lena's lj 3 years ago
ONE FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE ... QUICK SHOT STYLE
Once upon a time there was a young LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD named JON. He was UBERLY SPREADING in the NEBULOUS forest when he met SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY, a run-away BUKKAKE STAR from the PHENOMENAL Queen LENA.
JON could see that SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY was hungry so he reached into his NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP and gave him his DEBATERISH SEX BREAD. SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY was thankful for JON's SEX BREAD, so he told JON a very ELITE story about Queen LENA's daughter JOANNA. How her mother, the PHENOMENAL Queen LENA, kept her locked away in a SPEECH & DEBATE BROTHEL protected by a gigantic DUCKBUNNY, because JOANNA was so ILLEGIT.
JON SCREWED. He vowed to SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY the BUKKAKE STAR that he would save the ILLEGIT JOANNA. He would FLIP OFF the DUCKBUNNY, and take JOANNA far away from her evil mother, the PHENOMENAL Queen LENA, and OWN her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a NICE REFRESHING NUCLEAR WAR and SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY the BUKKAKE STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUCKBUNNY from his story. PHENOMENAL Queen LENA SEXIFIED out from behind a MAGIC WAND OF FIAT and struck JON dead. In the far off SPEECH & DEBATE BROTHEL you could hear a KABOOEY!.
THE END.
Once upon a time there was a young LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD named JON. He was UBERLY SPREADING in the NEBULOUS forest when he met SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY, a run-away BUKKAKE STAR from the PHENOMENAL Queen LENA.
JON could see that SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY was hungry so he reached into his NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP and gave him his DEBATERISH SEX BREAD. SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY was thankful for JON's SEX BREAD, so he told JON a very ELITE story about Queen LENA's daughter JOANNA. How her mother, the PHENOMENAL Queen LENA, kept her locked away in a SPEECH & DEBATE BROTHEL protected by a gigantic DUCKBUNNY, because JOANNA was so ILLEGIT.
JON SCREWED. He vowed to SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY the BUKKAKE STAR that he would save the ILLEGIT JOANNA. He would FLIP OFF the DUCKBUNNY, and take JOANNA far away from her evil mother, the PHENOMENAL Queen LENA, and OWN her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a NICE REFRESHING NUCLEAR WAR and SEXALICIOUS ANTHONY the BUKKAKE STAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DUCKBUNNY from his story. PHENOMENAL Queen LENA SEXIFIED out from behind a MAGIC WAND OF FIAT and struck JON dead. In the far off SPEECH & DEBATE BROTHEL you could hear a KABOOEY!.
THE END.