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Click to viewIT'S A BOOK ABOUT A FANFIC AUTHOR WHO GOES TO "GRIFFINCON" AND THEN THE CHARACTERS COME TO LIFE AND I THINK SHE TURNS OUT TO BE MAGIC AND FUCKS HIM. IDK YET. I HAVE TO READ IT.
But, I own two copies now. ILU $1 books at Borders.
THE AUTHOR IS "DIANE" AND THE CHARACTER IS "DANAE"! IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE MARY SUE AND I OWN ITI will read and make a ( Read more... )
(Aug 14-23:04) thisfishflies: second instance of "ohmygawd"
(Aug 14-23:05) thisfishflies: and third "rod"
(Aug 14-23:06) thisfishflies: aaaaand forth. with a mention of something I assume is him wearing a cock ring in a temple, learning sex from preistesses? THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER.STILL.
(Aug 14-23:08) thisfishflies: HER WOMAN'S PORTAL. SHE HAS APORTAL, GUYS.
(Aug 14-23:08) thisfishflies: and he is "drumming" her portal. :\ what?
(Aug 14-23:08) c00kie: a portal?
(Aug 14-23:09) thisfishflies: a portal
(Aug 14-23:09) c00kie: does that mean when his rod enters it, it goes into a different dimension?
(Aug 14-23:10) thisfishflies: no- for that you need a "vortex" i think this is theye olde portal- you only enter another room
(Aug 14-23:10) c00kie: oh yes
(Aug 14-23:23) thisfishflies: oh god.
(Aug 14-23:25) thisfishflies: he has "golden fur accented his lines in a thick pelt across his chest, slimming to the tempting treasure trail running down to his superb cock, and thickening to the darker nest near his balls." WHY ALL THE ANIMAL DESCRIBERS? WHYYY?
(Aug 14-23:26) c00kie: golden fur? thick pelt? why not just kill him and make a coat?
(Aug 14-23:26) c00kie: also, darker nest near his balls?
(Aug 14-23:26) thisfishflies: "and he purred like a great lion."
(Aug 14-23:26) thisfishflies: NO.
(Aug 14-23:26) thisfishflies: NO.
(Aug 14-23:27) thisfishflies: Lions can't purr.
(Aug 14-23:27) c00kie: didn't do the research
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I LIKE THAT HIS COCK IS DESCRIBED AS SUPERB. LIKE, I DO NOT THINK I'VE EVER SEEN THAT ADJECTIVE USED BEFORE. AND LIKE, I'VE READ A LOT OF FUCKING SLASH, SO I'VE PRETTY MUCH SEEN EVERY DESCRIPTOR FOR DICKS EVER.
ALSO I THINK HIS PELT IS FUNNY. MAYBE SHE'S SECRETLY A FURRY.
SPEAKING OF, REMEMBER THAT TIME ON CSI MOZZIE PLAYED A FURRY? THAT WAS LOLTASTIC.
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