I wish putting my iTunes on shuffle would give me the answers to my life.
Procrastination at it's finest and ugliest.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING, BITCHES!
4. Tag 5 people and rain hell upon humanity.
5. Give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Sugar Pill - Ambulance Ltd
I highly doubt I'm feeling something sugary
Will you get far in life?
Red Flags and Long Nights - She Wants Revenge
I guess that means I'm in for a shitfest
How do your friends see you?
Rock Steady - No Doubt
I suppose that's good
What is your best friend's theme song?
The Phrase That Pays - The Academy Is
This song isn't gay enough
What is the story of your life?
The New Violence - Emanuel
Well then, this explains everything - masochism anyone?
What is high school like?
Workout Plan -Kanye West
Not really. I had basketball but that was only three years. Unless this is referring to working out a plan to get into college, and if so, then yes, I agree.
How can you get ahead in life?
Still D.R.E. - Dr. Dre
Ahhh, I wish I could still be Dre, but unfortunately, I was never Dre to begin with, so I guess that means I'm never getting ahead in life?
What is the best thing about your friends?
My First Song - Jay-Z
Ok, what the fuck. This doesn't make sense at all. Oh wait...nope. Got nothing.
What is in store for this weekend?
Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine - The Killers
If this is referring to me meeting some hot chick named Jenny, then I'm all for it.
How is your life going?
A Quick Little Fight - Armor for Sleep
If you replace "quick little" with "long hard" then I think it'd be completely accurate
What song will they play at your funeral?
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Death Wish - My Chemical Romance
Well apparently it was a big death wish since I'd be dead.
What do your friends really think of you?
Touch the Sky -Kanye West
Does this mean I'm too optimistic or something?
Do people secretly lust after you?
Remember To Feel Real -Armor for Sleep
Hmm...I think what this is trying to say is "Really Alexis, you think someone would lust after you? Let's get real."
How can I make myself happy?
Angel of Music - Phantom of the Opera
So I should become an opera haunting phantom who murders people and pines for the lead. Nice.
What should you do with your life?
Sing Me Sweet - Matt Nathanson
I guess I'm on a roll with this singing shit.
Will you ever have children?
Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire
I agree. Rebel against the heteronormativity of this fucking country.
Eric, Sheila, Arielle, Mary, Amira, if you guys are bored enough to do this, go ahead.
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING, BITCHES!
4. Tag 5 people and rain hell upon humanity.
5. Give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
How are you feeling today?
Sugar Pill - Ambulance Ltd
I highly doubt I'm feeling something sugary
Will you get far in life?
Red Flags and Long Nights - She Wants Revenge
I guess that means I'm in for a shitfest
How do your friends see you?
Rock Steady - No Doubt
I suppose that's good
What is your best friend's theme song?
The Phrase That Pays - The Academy Is
This song isn't gay enough
What is the story of your life?
The New Violence - Emanuel
Well then, this explains everything - masochism anyone?
What is high school like?
Workout Plan -Kanye West
Not really. I had basketball but that was only three years. Unless this is referring to working out a plan to get into college, and if so, then yes, I agree.
How can you get ahead in life?
Still D.R.E. - Dr. Dre
Ahhh, I wish I could still be Dre, but unfortunately, I was never Dre to begin with, so I guess that means I'm never getting ahead in life?
What is the best thing about your friends?
My First Song - Jay-Z
Ok, what the fuck. This doesn't make sense at all. Oh wait...nope. Got nothing.
What is in store for this weekend?
Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine - The Killers
If this is referring to me meeting some hot chick named Jenny, then I'm all for it.
How is your life going?
A Quick Little Fight - Armor for Sleep
If you replace "quick little" with "long hard" then I think it'd be completely accurate
What song will they play at your funeral?
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Death Wish - My Chemical Romance
Well apparently it was a big death wish since I'd be dead.
What do your friends really think of you?
Touch the Sky -Kanye West
Does this mean I'm too optimistic or something?
Do people secretly lust after you?
Remember To Feel Real -Armor for Sleep
Hmm...I think what this is trying to say is "Really Alexis, you think someone would lust after you? Let's get real."
How can I make myself happy?
Angel of Music - Phantom of the Opera
So I should become an opera haunting phantom who murders people and pines for the lead. Nice.
What should you do with your life?
Sing Me Sweet - Matt Nathanson
I guess I'm on a roll with this singing shit.
Will you ever have children?
Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire
I agree. Rebel against the heteronormativity of this fucking country.
Eric, Sheila, Arielle, Mary, Amira, if you guys are bored enough to do this, go ahead.