Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
This year I've been busy!
Monday I turned in
karendammit for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Last month I bought porn for
bearsir (-10 points).
Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Last Saturday I gave
havdrake a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
jezterking (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5712 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
thisearthlyride