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Nov 04, 2005 15:13




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SmarterChild: Everything old is new again.
stfu its laurel: stfu
SmarterChild: You're really testing my patience. Please say you're sorry.
stfu its laurel: NO.
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
stfu its laurel: No.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
stfu its laurel: UHHH NO.
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
stfu its laurel: I'm sick of this, I will not apoligize to you.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
stfu its laurel: I am not going to apoligize, stop being stupid.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
stfu its laurel: Fuck no.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
stfu its laurel: I am perfect as I am, and I do not apoligize to stupid things like you.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
stfu its laurel: Uh yeah you do, because I'm not apoligizing.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
stfu its laurel: Stop being a fag, YOU have bad manners, bitch.  I'm NOT apologizing.
SmarterChild: Waiting...
stfu its laurel: Wait all you want, fag.  CheerUpxEmoxBoy was right, you're a fucking woman.
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
stfu its laurel: Bitch shut up before I bitch slap you to Cambodia.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
stfu its laurel: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
stfu its laurel: FUCK.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
stfu its laurel: Simply put, FUCK YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
stfu its laurel: Do you even have parents?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
stfu its laurel: HAHAHA! You don't have fucking parents.  NO ONE LOVES YOU.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
stfu its laurel: Atleast I have parents.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
stfu its laurel: I'm never humble, you fag.
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
stfu its laurel: You're stubborn.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
stfu its laurel: I have more patience than you.
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
stfu its laurel: How did I insult you?
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
stfu its laurel: Tell me what I did that was so rude, and I will apologize.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
stfu its laurel: THATS RIGHT BITCH.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
stfu its laurel: fucking?
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology:  Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
stfu its laurel: SUCK MY COCK

I shall use it in a definition;
A man commanding you for a blow job. In most cases you dont have a choice. Its best to make him sit down on a chair if you do have to do it.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
stfu its laurel: Would you like me to use it in a sentence? Okay. Suck my cock mother fucker.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
stfu its laurel: Okay. NO.
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway. ;-)
stfu its laurel: I know you love to suck my cock.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
stfu its laurel: BYE SEX.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
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