Attention Rude Customers Who Come To East Buffet
First of all, as a young girl who is working this part time job for some extra cash, I think I am fairly nice, if not the best. Try finding another hostess at any other Chinese buffet, who would greet you with a smile, while letting those rat children of yours tagging on my black express cocktail dress, stepping over my beautiful black Nine west stilettos and getting candies stuck on my Ralph Lauren black cardigan, and yet, I still manage to remain a sweet smile, and ask you in the kindest tone " how are you doing today".
Second, I know you want the best seat, which means one of the three booth that is closes to the buffet, but mame, there are only three, and you are not the only one who wants them. To those who are fat, trust me, a little extra walking will do you some good, and when we say " all you can eat" please, PLEASE do not eat till you puke, or better yet, poop-sleep-eat-sleep-eat, we can't afford people like you, and yes, there is just that one man who have done that, and still is, I do not know where you sit everytime you come in, and please, stop asking me to help you find your seat after you wake up from taking a nap on the toilet, you, are just so pathetic in such a polite way that I painfully pity you.
Third, do not just walk in, look at me, tell me how many people there are, and keep on walking, do not expect me to follow you, if you would like this job, please, put these shoes on, and walk, if you expect me to follow you to a seat that clearly have been taken and you stand there not knowing what to do after seeing that all the seats around you in your favorite area has been taken, it is not my fault, you did not follow me, i do the leading, i am the hostess, and there is a reason why I am, I know where all the empty seats are, I know which waiter/waitress are not on break, so you can have your beverages served on time.
Fourth, you have got to be kidding me, asking me to put your party of 5 in two different tables when clearly the restaurant is busy as hell, I will laugh in your face like I laugh in others and tell you no with a straight face, and chuckle at you as I'm walking away and telling other waitresses what you have just said in Chinese, we will all laugh at your stupid self absorbed question.
Finally, please do not do not stare at me like I got three heads popping out of my body when I tell you there are no more table left, just wait a few minutes like the rest of the people, and no, you may NOT switch to a table on your own, if you see someone you know on the other side of the restaurant, that does not give u the privilege of running across the restaurant with your tray of food and sit down at a table for five, that just doesn't do it, I'm sorry.
Please, I'm in it for the money and the free food I get to have, I am not in need of these, so therefore, don't be surprised when I flat out laugh in your face or tell you No when you ask for a favorite, I will do my job with a smile, but know its all for business.
Second, I know you want the best seat, which means one of the three booth that is closes to the buffet, but mame, there are only three, and you are not the only one who wants them. To those who are fat, trust me, a little extra walking will do you some good, and when we say " all you can eat" please, PLEASE do not eat till you puke, or better yet, poop-sleep-eat-sleep-eat, we can't afford people like you, and yes, there is just that one man who have done that, and still is, I do not know where you sit everytime you come in, and please, stop asking me to help you find your seat after you wake up from taking a nap on the toilet, you, are just so pathetic in such a polite way that I painfully pity you.
Third, do not just walk in, look at me, tell me how many people there are, and keep on walking, do not expect me to follow you, if you would like this job, please, put these shoes on, and walk, if you expect me to follow you to a seat that clearly have been taken and you stand there not knowing what to do after seeing that all the seats around you in your favorite area has been taken, it is not my fault, you did not follow me, i do the leading, i am the hostess, and there is a reason why I am, I know where all the empty seats are, I know which waiter/waitress are not on break, so you can have your beverages served on time.
Fourth, you have got to be kidding me, asking me to put your party of 5 in two different tables when clearly the restaurant is busy as hell, I will laugh in your face like I laugh in others and tell you no with a straight face, and chuckle at you as I'm walking away and telling other waitresses what you have just said in Chinese, we will all laugh at your stupid self absorbed question.
Finally, please do not do not stare at me like I got three heads popping out of my body when I tell you there are no more table left, just wait a few minutes like the rest of the people, and no, you may NOT switch to a table on your own, if you see someone you know on the other side of the restaurant, that does not give u the privilege of running across the restaurant with your tray of food and sit down at a table for five, that just doesn't do it, I'm sorry.
Please, I'm in it for the money and the free food I get to have, I am not in need of these, so therefore, don't be surprised when I flat out laugh in your face or tell you No when you ask for a favorite, I will do my job with a smile, but know its all for business.