I hope you get frostbite and your dick falls off
Hey sweety!! Are you having fun?? Right now?? With her?? I really hope so. I thought you were crying and upset and on the verge of suicide this morning?? I'm so glad you managed to roll yourself outa bed and build up the energy to go out and play in the snow. What was all that you were saying to me just this morning??? I'm paraphrasing here, but I think I've got it right:
You: "I dont think I'll go out with anyone anytime soon, I just dont feel like being with anyone right now"
"I love you, I always will, I swear."
"You're gorgeous"
"You're beautiful"
"I'm gonna go to sleep and never wake up"
Yea, well you woke up just in time to forget all that shit and have your little play date with PRG, didn't ya?? Oh, but I'm sure you didn't want to, I'm sure you were just so up-fucking-set that you really just wanted to stay inside and mope right??? You're just such a little trooper. Well, I'm crying and upset right now. But I'm pretty sure I'll be able to roll outa bed to go to the show tonite. Hopefully I'll get the energy to fuck every guy there too. I mean hey, that's what "drunk girls that mess around with random guys" do right?? I'm just playin' my part!! You said it yourself. Hey, maybe afterwards I'll get drunk. Shit, might as well be the "pothead" I am too and smoke a blunt or 6. What do ya think?? Sounds like a plan to me. Yea, basically, I'm just glad your feeling better.
<3
xo.
You: "I dont think I'll go out with anyone anytime soon, I just dont feel like being with anyone right now"
"I love you, I always will, I swear."
"You're gorgeous"
"You're beautiful"
"I'm gonna go to sleep and never wake up"
Yea, well you woke up just in time to forget all that shit and have your little play date with PRG, didn't ya?? Oh, but I'm sure you didn't want to, I'm sure you were just so up-fucking-set that you really just wanted to stay inside and mope right??? You're just such a little trooper. Well, I'm crying and upset right now. But I'm pretty sure I'll be able to roll outa bed to go to the show tonite. Hopefully I'll get the energy to fuck every guy there too. I mean hey, that's what "drunk girls that mess around with random guys" do right?? I'm just playin' my part!! You said it yourself. Hey, maybe afterwards I'll get drunk. Shit, might as well be the "pothead" I am too and smoke a blunt or 6. What do ya think?? Sounds like a plan to me. Yea, basically, I'm just glad your feeling better.
<3
xo.