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It has recently come to my attention that IT'S FUCKING COLD. And I blame one person for that. Sending James a letter like this! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!
The letter to James goes as follows:
Dear gods, goddesses, God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, powers that be, deity, Ray Charles, lady, man, dude, being type thing that i like to call - James.
i know i don’t talk to you much or believe in you much or anything like that, so maybe i should thank you before going and asking you for stuff. Thanks for my hands, my feet, my functioning brain, and alcohol. They’re all really nice.
So, lets make a deal on something, i’ll forgive you for fucking up the election if you help me out here. See there are only about 3 more months of skiing season left (if we’re lucky) and i think you’ve got this climate thing a little fucked up right now, so just a little helpful reminder: Cincinnati is supposed to be cold Jackass! Not this stupid 50 degree shit - no. fucking 20 degrees at noon, so that perfect north can blow snow all day long and i can be a happy camper.
i realize some people in Cincinnati don’t like the cold. Well they can fucking suck my cock, tell them to goto FL everyone else around here does i’m sure they could hitch a ride.
So it’s all real simple, cold in Cincinnati, warm in FL.
Thanks for you’re cooperation with that,
keri
Now, you have your cold. Can you ask James to speed up the months so I can be warm again!
The letter to James goes as follows:
Dear gods, goddesses, God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, powers that be, deity, Ray Charles, lady, man, dude, being type thing that i like to call - James.
i know i don’t talk to you much or believe in you much or anything like that, so maybe i should thank you before going and asking you for stuff. Thanks for my hands, my feet, my functioning brain, and alcohol. They’re all really nice.
So, lets make a deal on something, i’ll forgive you for fucking up the election if you help me out here. See there are only about 3 more months of skiing season left (if we’re lucky) and i think you’ve got this climate thing a little fucked up right now, so just a little helpful reminder: Cincinnati is supposed to be cold Jackass! Not this stupid 50 degree shit - no. fucking 20 degrees at noon, so that perfect north can blow snow all day long and i can be a happy camper.
i realize some people in Cincinnati don’t like the cold. Well they can fucking suck my cock, tell them to goto FL everyone else around here does i’m sure they could hitch a ride.
So it’s all real simple, cold in Cincinnati, warm in FL.
Thanks for you’re cooperation with that,
keri
Now, you have your cold. Can you ask James to speed up the months so I can be warm again!