I don't have anything witty or funny to say -- Amanda Carr
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Once upon a time, there was an egg. His name was fat. He was a fat egg. He was also very angry all the time.
Because he had had a botox injection and his face could not move
One day Fat met Saturated. They became good closet homosexual friends. They fell so much in yolk that they had their names engraved in plastic. Together. Forever. And always. <33
Saturated was too shy. So fat got on top of Saturated. Saturated was so frightened that people would find out about their compassion, that he hid his face from the camera. Soon their yolk grew to be soooo passionate that they created...saturated fat. Ironically it is despised by fat people everywhere. aka if you are fat, you are egg phobic ish...not really. but shutup.
They started making out. This picture is self explanatory. So ... shut up. Notice saturated's wild side. THE TONGUE.
One day, fat amanda carr got hungry. She decided to make brownies. yaayyy brownies! Fat and saturated, also known as saturated fat..(yes, amanda has the same first name as Fat...a;lso known as graso.) took a trip to the grand mixing bowl in arizona..and saturated tiffany's kitchen.
Although the hands shown in the following pictures are saturated tiffany's hands, make no mistake it was fat amanda that was the murderer. She snuck up upon Saturated and fat ....... grasped their round little behinds and cracked their skulls into the grand mixing bowl.....FOR HER OWN PLEAAASUUUREEEE!!!!
MURDERERRRR!!!!!!
ASSASIIINNNN!!!!!
OH NOOOO!!!!!
Amanda sexily eats saturated fat. the end.
CHEAP PORN.
my grapefruit brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like...it's better than yours.
damn right, it's better than yours.
SCANDALOUS!
...uh yeah.
//end junior high moment.