Nicole, how the hell do you sit and answer all of these questions so often?
So, I'm bored off of my ass, and since I said I'd update this thing more often, I decided to do just that.
I stole this survey thing from nicole. Yeah thats right, bitch. Stolen.
HAVE YOU ...
Kissed your cousin?: nope
Run away?: nope, i stay and fight.
Pictured your crush naked?: i picture everyone naked.
Skipped school?: today? no.
Broken someone's heart?: i break hearts like its my job, bitch.
Been in love?: yeah
Cried when someone died?: rick james, bitch.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: ashlee simpson.
Done something embarrassing?: is shitting on a porch/tractor/tim hortons floor embarassing?
Lied?: i put the "lie" in "believe me"
Cried in school?: c'mon, i invented man week...i dont cry, i get even.
WHICH ONE [IS BETTER]...
Coke or Pepsi?: pepsi when there isn't hard alcohol involved.
Sprite or 7UP?: 7up
Girls or guys?: shitty dudes
Flowers or candy?: laker
Scruff or clean-shaved?: dirty beards is the new clean shaven.
Blondes or brunettes?: brunettes. blonde girls usually have orange skin.
Bitchy or slutty?: i'd rather get a blowjob then get yelled at.
Tall or short?: tall, because the short people can't reach the cookies in the high cupboard.
Pants or shorts?: tight pants. obviously.
Night or day?: night. its when the freaks come out.
DO YOU EVER...
Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call?: yeah. i'm hopeless like that.
Save AIM conversations?: no. i don't care what i said to you yesterday.
Save e-mails?: i delete everything.
Forward secret e-mails?: i haven't forwarded anything since grade 7.
Wish you were someone else?: i wish i was me with coloured tattoos.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: nah, because if i was a girl, id never get out of the shower.
Wear perfume?: ha
Kiss?: i don't kiss, i fuck.
Cuddle?: i don't cuddle, i fuck.
Go online for longer than eight hours at a time?: no. school has taken that away from me.
Made out with JUST a friend?: so what?
Kissed two people in the same day?: somehow yes.
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: come on, i'm not wilt chamberlin.
Been rejected?: yeah, but only because the boys parents wouldn't let him leave the playground with me.
Been in love?: yeah
Been in lust?: i am lust.
Used someone?: by someone do you mean issa? no. he wanted to buy me and adam that pizza.
Been used?: i hope so.
Dumped someone?: hahaha, yeah. it was awesome the time im thinkin about.
Been cheated on?: you betcha.
Back-doored it?: my cock doesn't smell like poo poo.
Done something you regret?: sure
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: i walked into a brown guy at school by accident.
You talked to?: alex
You hugged?: alex
You instant messaged?: dave
You kissed?: alex
You yelled at: my brother
You dreamed about?: alex, when i fell asleep in class. it was gettin pretty hot too, and then i woke up and realized i was in class...weird situation was avoided by about 5 minutes.
Who text messaged you?: rogers wireless. no one texts me.
Who broke your heart?: livejournal
Who told you they loved you?: alex
DO YOU...
Color your hair?: not recently. im all natural right now.
Have tattoos?: fuck yeah. wanna pay for them to be coloured?
Have piercings?: once.
Own a webcam?: yeah, im a slut.
Ever get off the damn computer?: not if im at home.
Sprechen sie Deutsch?: haha, douchscht
Habla espaol?: are you threatening me? (if you get that i love you)
Buy designer brand stuff?: im a whore.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
Smoke?: not unless im drunk and someone gives me a smoke
Obsessive?: only over lame stuff that i dont tell people about
Compulsive?: i pooped twice today
Obsessive compulsive?: shut the hell up.
Panic?: im cool like rick james.
Anxiety?: have i anxiety? do i anxiety? are you anxiety? what the hell?
Stressed?: sometimes. fuckin seneca.
Your name spelled backwards? yof nonyeb nula yerffej
Where were your parents born? toronto and wales
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? the self destruction of the ultimate warrior, hahahaha.
What's your favourite restaurant? this roti place in ottawa.
Last time you swam in a pool? in the summer. my dick looked weird when i got out.
How many kids do you want? haha...how many want me?
Type of music you dislike most? brooklyn war stories.
Are you registered to vote? yes, i am a model citizen.
Do you have cable? yeah. i get the fight network. what a stupid idea. i should have thought of that.
Have you ever ridden on a moped? new years girl.
Ever prank-called anybody? i'm not going to make a list, but yes, lots of people who would punch me in the face if i ever met them.
Best friends? nah. best friends are for elementary school kids. i have "bros".
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? with enough liquor, id do anything.
Furthest place you ever traveled? florida...yeah...lame.
Do you have a garden? yeah. its also a great place to throw cigarette butts, right guys?
What's your favorite comic strip? the anime porn with disney characters in it.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course. i like hockey, so i have to. somehow that makes sense.
Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower, whenever.
Best movie you've seen in the past month? i watched dirty work again last week. i love that movie.
Chips or popcorn? chips, but popcorn during movies.
What color lipstick do you usually wear? black.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? no, only cack.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? yeah. i was mr cock punch 2002.
Orange Juice or apple? mix them.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? me, alex, and bryony went to a shitty chinese restaurant where all the servers had their heads up their asses, and the chef couldn't tell rice from his dick.
Favorite type of chocolate bar? tyrone.
When was the last time you voted at the polls? uh, whenever i voted ndp...last year? sure.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? fuck if i know.
Have you ever won a trophy? i played house league hockey. everyone gets a trophy.
Are you a good cook? surprisingly, yeah i am.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? i know how to pump lots of things.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yeah. my baggy as shit eagles nest shirt. i looked like i was 16.
Ever ordered from an infomercial? no
Can ex's be just friends? yeah, of course.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? my grandmother awhile ago. shes out and fine now though.
Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? only around my privates.
What message is on your answering machine? this rogers wireless customer has not activated their voicemail.
Where would you like to go? somewhere with free booze and topless women.
What was the name of your first pet? buster.
What is one thing you are grateful for today? really dancy pop-punk. haha. i love it.
What do you think about most? how i would look in that shirt.
No school tomorrow, just a lot of school work.
Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in.
I stole this survey thing from nicole. Yeah thats right, bitch. Stolen.
HAVE YOU ...
Kissed your cousin?: nope
Run away?: nope, i stay and fight.
Pictured your crush naked?: i picture everyone naked.
Skipped school?: today? no.
Broken someone's heart?: i break hearts like its my job, bitch.
Been in love?: yeah
Cried when someone died?: rick james, bitch.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have?: ashlee simpson.
Done something embarrassing?: is shitting on a porch/tractor/tim hortons floor embarassing?
Lied?: i put the "lie" in "believe me"
Cried in school?: c'mon, i invented man week...i dont cry, i get even.
WHICH ONE [IS BETTER]...
Coke or Pepsi?: pepsi when there isn't hard alcohol involved.
Sprite or 7UP?: 7up
Girls or guys?: shitty dudes
Flowers or candy?: laker
Scruff or clean-shaved?: dirty beards is the new clean shaven.
Blondes or brunettes?: brunettes. blonde girls usually have orange skin.
Bitchy or slutty?: i'd rather get a blowjob then get yelled at.
Tall or short?: tall, because the short people can't reach the cookies in the high cupboard.
Pants or shorts?: tight pants. obviously.
Night or day?: night. its when the freaks come out.
DO YOU EVER...
Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call?: yeah. i'm hopeless like that.
Save AIM conversations?: no. i don't care what i said to you yesterday.
Save e-mails?: i delete everything.
Forward secret e-mails?: i haven't forwarded anything since grade 7.
Wish you were someone else?: i wish i was me with coloured tattoos.
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: nah, because if i was a girl, id never get out of the shower.
Wear perfume?: ha
Kiss?: i don't kiss, i fuck.
Cuddle?: i don't cuddle, i fuck.
Go online for longer than eight hours at a time?: no. school has taken that away from me.
Made out with JUST a friend?: so what?
Kissed two people in the same day?: somehow yes.
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: come on, i'm not wilt chamberlin.
Been rejected?: yeah, but only because the boys parents wouldn't let him leave the playground with me.
Been in love?: yeah
Been in lust?: i am lust.
Used someone?: by someone do you mean issa? no. he wanted to buy me and adam that pizza.
Been used?: i hope so.
Dumped someone?: hahaha, yeah. it was awesome the time im thinkin about.
Been cheated on?: you betcha.
Back-doored it?: my cock doesn't smell like poo poo.
Done something you regret?: sure
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: i walked into a brown guy at school by accident.
You talked to?: alex
You hugged?: alex
You instant messaged?: dave
You kissed?: alex
You yelled at: my brother
You dreamed about?: alex, when i fell asleep in class. it was gettin pretty hot too, and then i woke up and realized i was in class...weird situation was avoided by about 5 minutes.
Who text messaged you?: rogers wireless. no one texts me.
Who broke your heart?: livejournal
Who told you they loved you?: alex
DO YOU...
Color your hair?: not recently. im all natural right now.
Have tattoos?: fuck yeah. wanna pay for them to be coloured?
Have piercings?: once.
Own a webcam?: yeah, im a slut.
Ever get off the damn computer?: not if im at home.
Sprechen sie Deutsch?: haha, douchscht
Habla espaol?: are you threatening me? (if you get that i love you)
Buy designer brand stuff?: im a whore.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
Smoke?: not unless im drunk and someone gives me a smoke
Obsessive?: only over lame stuff that i dont tell people about
Compulsive?: i pooped twice today
Obsessive compulsive?: shut the hell up.
Panic?: im cool like rick james.
Anxiety?: have i anxiety? do i anxiety? are you anxiety? what the hell?
Stressed?: sometimes. fuckin seneca.
Your name spelled backwards? yof nonyeb nula yerffej
Where were your parents born? toronto and wales
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? the self destruction of the ultimate warrior, hahahaha.
What's your favourite restaurant? this roti place in ottawa.
Last time you swam in a pool? in the summer. my dick looked weird when i got out.
How many kids do you want? haha...how many want me?
Type of music you dislike most? brooklyn war stories.
Are you registered to vote? yes, i am a model citizen.
Do you have cable? yeah. i get the fight network. what a stupid idea. i should have thought of that.
Have you ever ridden on a moped? new years girl.
Ever prank-called anybody? i'm not going to make a list, but yes, lots of people who would punch me in the face if i ever met them.
Best friends? nah. best friends are for elementary school kids. i have "bros".
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? with enough liquor, id do anything.
Furthest place you ever traveled? florida...yeah...lame.
Do you have a garden? yeah. its also a great place to throw cigarette butts, right guys?
What's your favorite comic strip? the anime porn with disney characters in it.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? of course. i like hockey, so i have to. somehow that makes sense.
Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower, whenever.
Best movie you've seen in the past month? i watched dirty work again last week. i love that movie.
Chips or popcorn? chips, but popcorn during movies.
What color lipstick do you usually wear? black.
Have you ever smoked peanut shells? no, only cack.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? yeah. i was mr cock punch 2002.
Orange Juice or apple? mix them.
Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where? me, alex, and bryony went to a shitty chinese restaurant where all the servers had their heads up their asses, and the chef couldn't tell rice from his dick.
Favorite type of chocolate bar? tyrone.
When was the last time you voted at the polls? uh, whenever i voted ndp...last year? sure.
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? fuck if i know.
Have you ever won a trophy? i played house league hockey. everyone gets a trophy.
Are you a good cook? surprisingly, yeah i am.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? i know how to pump lots of things.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yeah. my baggy as shit eagles nest shirt. i looked like i was 16.
Ever ordered from an infomercial? no
Can ex's be just friends? yeah, of course.
Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? my grandmother awhile ago. shes out and fine now though.
Did you have a lot of hair as a baby? only around my privates.
What message is on your answering machine? this rogers wireless customer has not activated their voicemail.
Where would you like to go? somewhere with free booze and topless women.
What was the name of your first pet? buster.
What is one thing you are grateful for today? really dancy pop-punk. haha. i love it.
What do you think about most? how i would look in that shirt.
No school tomorrow, just a lot of school work.
Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in.