ayuh.

Jan 07, 2010 01:30

by the way, i had this great idea for a movie.

this aunt jemima-esque black woman finds a baby in a green dumpster (tm) and he grows up at some point and does some shit, like play eruption to the crowd at his election day shindig. on the melodica.

but i'm missing the point.

you see, said syrup woman finds our protagonist in a Wasted Management kinda dumpster, and thus the film is called:

Wm.

like the kid's name is william, right? it'd be like that benjamin button movie, but modern. as in that little averted abortion only eats moldy rye bread and other fetuses. it's shot in that light/dark fashion that's so...fashionable now, but it has a minimal score by that guy.

i think this is a modern parable for, in an emotionally bankrupt society, what few morals we have left, and also how effing awesome a movie about the prom could be.

also, i understand (well, not really) that the attractive six foot tall girl at the liquor store is undergoing hormone therapy because she HAS A FUCKING BEARD. what the fuck deity, gimme a break. can there at least be ONE fucking thing with a vagina approaching my height that i won't get all scratchy from? no?

CROM!

btw, avatar sucks.
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