Prompt: gum, talk/listen
Characters: Marui Bunta, Yukimura Eiri. Mentions of D1.
Notes: Rikkai!High Shenanigans. Includes original character: Yukimura Eiri belongs to me.
Rikkai!High/The Girls’ Team: Shenanigans, “Speak/Listen”
“Batshit, that’s what they are.” Marui Bunta snorts as he plops down on the empty space on the bleachers. “Totally, utterly, batshit crazy.” He shudders and scowles, settling down on the flat of his back, one hand tucking itself behind his head.
“Don’t get me wrong,” he continues, his free hand fishing the bottom of his pants pocket for the packet of gum he keeps on him at all times. “I can appreciate the female species as much as the next guy, but really. All this fangirling drives me nuts.”
He inhales as the taste of green apple fills his mouth. He chews, and then chews some more before he speaks again:
“I mean, there was this girl - she waited for me to come out of the rest room - for fuck’s sake, seriously. Doesn’t anyone find anything wrong with this? Oh and yeah, there’s this chick from D-class who’s totally hung up on Yagyuu and literally said that she’d act like a runner for him and whatnot. And then Niou - Niou, the asshole just loves messing with her head - like totally messing with her head by pretending to be Yagyuu and stuff.”
“I know I should feel bad when she ran up to Yagyuu and told him that she’d written down all the notes he needed for English class and he just looked at her like she was this bizarre alien from outer space, but,” he can’t mask the gleeful tone in his laughter. “Holy crap, her face. I’d never seen anyone look so mortified when she realized that she’d been duped. And hey-”
The redhead sits up just as his audience packs away her bento, standing to collect her things. “Were you even listening?” The chewing has stopped. Temporarily, at least.
“Hm?” Yukimura Eiri turns her head to look over at the red-haired senior and blinks as though she has only now noted his presence. “Marui. I didn’t know you were there.”