My life right now
So apparently my friend StyrofoamWhatever thinks that you are called to jury duty, regardless of whether or not you're registered to vote. Well guess who gets picked for jury duty JUST 3 WEEKS after registering. Me.
I know, I'm so lucky I should be playing the lottery right now.
HBO has been coming out with some good shows lately. Entourage's new season has been starting off a lot better than their last one, and Little Britain and Life and Times of Tim are fuckin hilarious. Check em out:
http://www.hbo.com/tim/index.html
http://www.hbo.com/littlebritainusa/
I went to get a haircut yesterday, and a woman sat down and was getting her haircut next to me. Her "barber" was asking her how she was doing, and the lady replied "God........miserably pregnant." When I heard that, I started to eavesdrop, because my barber wasn't really saying shit to me so I didn't care. The lady's barber asked her how far along was she, and the lady replied "I don't really know, I'm guessing maybe 3 months, because I think that's the last time I had sex with a guy....." and then the barber asked "Well, are you guys excited??" and the lady simply replied "Ehhhhhh..........I GUESS........."
She's going to be a wonderful mother. I just have a sixth sense about these kinda things.
So I found out that a little piece of trivia I tell people sometimes ("Arby's name comes from the initials R.B., which stands for Roast Beef") is somewhat false. Apparently, the name does from the initials R.B., but it stands for Raffel Brothers, who were the founders of the company.
Looks like I'm gonna have to find a new line to pick up chicks at bars. Or maybe just do magic tricks.
"Is the 4 of Diamonds the card you picked? No? Fuckin skank."
Anthony