14.Cold

[this_world_fair]

Anyone wanna cuddle? It's cold and I'm lonely. Looks like it's starting to drizzle a little outside...I hope the acidity's low again this time. I really wish it would snow...then it would at least be entertaining.

Where are you? You better be sheltered!

[[ooc; strikes = private to Cloud]]

Comments

[theamericanpig]

I think you just lost 3 points in manliness.

[this_world_fair]

What it is cold!!

[theamericanpig]

Real men fight for their warmth.

[this_world_fair]

...Why would I fight when I can have someone else's body warmth?

[theamericanpig]

Point made, but not through cuddling. Cuddling's for little girls and kittens.

[this_world_fair]

You've clearly never cuddled with Zack.
Cuddling with Zack leads to other things.

[theamericanpig]

I hope I never cuddle with Zack, if that's the case.

((ooc: LOL OMG *coughsputterhack* XD))

[this_world_fair]

Oh shut up you know you want this.

[[LOL I CANNOT BREATHE. I love these boys, they never fail to make my day.]]

[theamericanpig]

Quit trying to get me in bed. It's getting kind of creepy.

((ooc: They are SO FREAKIN RIDICULOUS OMG XD))

[this_world_fair]

I only state the facts, my friend.
And like I said, I wouldn't go for you. You're creepier than I am.

[theamericanpig]

I'm not the one asking random people to "cuddle."

If anything, you're a date rapist.

[this_world_fair]

It's not rape if it's consentual.
And it's always consentual.

[theamericanpig]

Unconscious girls can't say no. Is that it?

[this_world_fair]

What.
Real men don't hit girls.
Meaning: I don't hit girls. Because I'm a real man.

[theamericanpig]

That's what drugs are for.

[this_world_fair]

Now who's the date rapist?