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[this_sacrament]

-tampon.
-bodyspray.
-ketchup.
-big black booty ho's.
-stop laughing.
-mr. heroine.
-goodnight kiss.
-my phone doesn't like italian food.
-mr. lucky.
-fat people.
-butch dykes.
-party monster date.

just a couple reasons why matt and i are amazing.

3 FUCKING DAYS.