Things no one should do when they're depressed

Aug 24, 2007 15:07

1. Listen to Beth Orton: Unless you really think crying will make you feel better, then by all means. Even her cover of Ooh Child is depressing. Everything this woman does is depressing.
2. Listen to old answering machine messages: Chances are, the one you want to hear you already deleted when you weren't depressed
3. Think about what you did in the past couple of days: You could cure cancer and it doesn't matter because you'll think it doesn't amount to shit.
4. Go to work: Unless you like you job or something, you fucking weirdo.
5. Sing that one song you sing when you're depressed: I have a few, of course.
6. Go through your pictures: Nothing sets off a crying jag more than looking through pictures. You're bound to think of something shitty from every person you have pictures of. "That bitch never paid me back a dollar in freshman year of high school."

I think I've breaking them all right now. Nice.
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